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owens

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  • Birthday October 3

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  2. Yeah just read up on how to get avatars and was playing with a few just to see if i could figure it out, lmao
  3. Angel lol mean but funny lmao wow, thats one hot sig you have there lol
  4. Nicely done, thanks a bunch Merlin
  5. Looks awesome thanks !
  6. The XI titantic map, although it is kool, it is a horrible freeze tag map, and the new snowmen map rocks, very nicely done
  7. Just played this map for the first time, wow, awesome job. Best map Ive seen in the game. Well done.
  8. I,m not picky, just something kool and manly I suppose , I do have an affinity for harley davidsons and skulls though
  9. A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was one problem. The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table," or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?" The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. Then the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another and then another. Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back and said, "OK, I give up. Where's the fucking ship?"
  10. A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!".
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