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Delta Airline Pilot Calls in Sick


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Only an Airline Pilot could be this creative.
 
Senior Delta captain called in sick.
Scheduler asked "What is the reason for your inability to report for your trip"?
Captain replied "I hit my thumb with a hammer and it's all swollen".
Scheduling was skeptical and asked the Captain to take a picture of his swollen thumb and email it to them.
Captain said "OK".
 
 

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Oh god.....

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You're nuts MtMan.LOL :lol: :lol:

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Never seen a thumb quite like that before. I hope he was wearing protection when using that hammer.

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Thats some funny shit there m8.

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now thats creative

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Probably just woke up.  It'll go down.

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lmao.    too funny.   

 

good thing it was not cold when took the picture.    would have had to say hit every thing but the thumb.  lol

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