hxtr Posted April 17, 2014 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.18 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted April 17, 2014 Bill my next door neighbor called me today. He says.. "hey when you get a chance in the near future can you come over and teach me to e-mail?".I was excited. Finally Bill wants to learn something new. History: Bill is a great guy to a point. Talks about everyone but does it not to cause harm kind of way but more a DNA kind of thing. He has nothing else to do. Him and I sit at the fence and talk quite a bit doing our garden or whatever. He gives me a hard time all the time and when I am tired of defending myself I lash back. lol He loves it. He got me back into welding and we have helped each other with projects. A bit of a perv like Rugger but that is to be expected.Ending...So I go to his house and he turns on his computer and he says.... "I want to learn to email". I get him in his TW account which he knows how to do. Then his email account like he knows how to do. Then I teach him. Takes less than 5 minutes. He gets it.. and I made him take notes. If his password is not written down he DAMN SURE will forget. So I have him send me a test message. He does it fine. Only took 10 minutes give or take.......... my patience time varies. Then he goes to his inbox and shows me some emails he been wanting to respond to. A girl that looks 30 claiming she is 54, one that looked 20 something and it says she is 62. I am trying to not call him a stupid fucking dumb ass piece of fucking dung but I only said it in my head.So he goes on. I start pointing out... "Tough Love Style"... Bill! She is 30! She is 20 something! She is probably 40 but not no 53! At first he was like.. Yes she is!Bill is 67 something so sure he used his age when he signed up for god knows what email address. lol So I explain, Bill... don't be giving your credit card out for this shit. He tells, "HELL NO, I just want to mess around.". Here I thought he wanted to talk to some family and learn something productive or something and all he wants to do is chase something he will never get. I laughed my ass of inside and had to go home then. hahahhaahaha WHAT AN IDIOT! bobbarker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbart Posted April 17, 2014 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.12 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Share Posted April 17, 2014 Take a pic of yourself in drag and email it to him...Let him know for $100.00 you will give him a lap dance...A win win for you both...Lol... :) bobbarker, KingStinger!, Bullet and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted April 18, 2014 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.18 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Author Share Posted April 18, 2014 hahhaa you gave me a great idea. I have a SMTP server for logs to be sent from devices. I can send an email from anyone as anyone. I will have to start messing with him. hahahahhaahhaaha I might get lucky after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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