BurnnBright Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 22339 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 167 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1714 Content Per Day: 0.51 Reputation: 679 Achievement Points: 12960 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 01/13/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 5 Birthday: 03/20/1972 Device: Android Share Posted July 3, 2014 Once upon a time, in a land, far far away, there lived a group of Idiots. ....... Add the next line. hxtr and Mule 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted July 3, 2014 Oh...... it is bed time. Damn I am not sleepy... again. Counting sheep never works... guess I will do the same... one of my favorites. In High School.... I live in Houston TX in Champion Forest. I am out front washing and waxing my Acura NSX. Folks are gone for month. Across the street the family moved in. The daughter was .. wow hot. She came out to wash her Corolla when I was cleaning my NSX and we started talking... then we went for a drive and it has never gone further than that. Asleep I go. Damage_inc- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hxtr Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted July 3, 2014 Ok I have a Bama dream.. Am I aloud to post it. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BurnnBright Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 22339 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 167 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1714 Content Per Day: 0.51 Reputation: 679 Achievement Points: 12960 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 01/13/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 5 Birthday: 03/20/1972 Device: Android Author Share Posted July 3, 2014 You're supposed to write the next line. Then the next person writes a line. Eventually we should have a hilarious story written by Idiots about Idiots. hxtr, LordOfChaos, codpiece and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted July 3, 2014 (edited) OK Got you.... let me start over. Bama and I was in bed when we got the call. Radar Radar.... you have a call on the radio. It sounds like we are in big trouble. Don't wake the other Idiots as this situation requires RUGGER!!!!! Edited July 3, 2014 by hxtr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RANDALL Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 2582 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 28 Topic Count: 149 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 778 Content Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 599 Achievement Points: 6919 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 06/11/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 18, 2021 Birthday: 07/22/1991 Share Posted July 3, 2014 when all of a sudden, Randall and his shotgun appear. "SURPRISE MOTHERF*CKER," he screams and... codpiece and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codpiece Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 5470 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 52 Topic Count: 371 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 2482 Content Per Day: 0.61 Reputation: 3552 Achievement Points: 22894 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 02/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 12 Birthday: 09/17/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted July 3, 2014 Cobrabites, who heard the noise, immediately urinates himself. He curls up in the fetal position sucking his thumb. Wildthing kicks him. RANDALL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Hoth Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 64 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 20 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1036 Content Per Day: 0.19 Reputation: 874 Achievement Points: 9640 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 01:57 AM Birthday: 12/09/1969 Device: Windows Share Posted July 3, 2014 Bob Barker pulls up in his creepy van (with no windows or door handles) He offers Wildthing candy to get in. He can't resist and gets in while Cobra calls 911. Bama and Hxtr ran to the door (nude of course) to see what the commotion was. Just then Randall jumps out of the bushes and is ran over by the creepy van and they drove off to... codpiece and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Ruggerxi Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 6 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 184 Topic Count: 2827 Topics Per Day: 0.53 Content Count: 11853 Content Per Day: 2.22 Reputation: 12916 Achievement Points: 106397 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 123 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 7 minutes ago Birthday: 08/25/1976 Device: Windows Share Posted July 3, 2014 The liquor store where Bob bought enough Whiskey to get Wildthing drunk enough to have his way with him. While Bob was rapping Wildthing, there is a knock on the van door... BUDMAN, codpiece, RANDALL and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BUDMAN Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 135 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6938 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4484 Achievement Points: 58177 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted July 3, 2014 It was Joe Canadian, saying move over he is my beeech !! codpiece, BigPapaDean and RANDALL 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted July 3, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 264 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18125 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20133 Achievement Points: 132814 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 52 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted July 3, 2014 All the while yelling FU BEEECH Google is video taping this so he can watch it as many times as he wants hxtr, BigPapaDean, codpiece and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BUDMAN Posted July 22, 2014 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 135 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6938 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4484 Achievement Points: 58177 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted July 22, 2014 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Mule Posted July 22, 2014 Member ID: 390 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 410 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 4251 Content Per Day: 0.80 Reputation: 3050 Achievement Points: 35625 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 12:46 AM Birthday: 05/08/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted July 22, 2014 HeeeeHeeeaaaaaW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted July 22, 2014 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1195 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6518 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4407 Achievement Points: 63361 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 13 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted July 22, 2014 Then I felt a big lunge building from deep inside me when I realized that it was my pet snake had taken me like a madman takes a HXTR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted July 22, 2014 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted July 22, 2014 I run into the bushes just before the snake bit me... and I found Bama hiding and still naked. I begin to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Posted July 22, 2014 Member ID: 19 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 101 Topic Count: 318 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4444 Content Per Day: 0.83 Reputation: 2763 Achievement Points: 29399 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 11 Birthday: 02/29/1968 Device: iPhone Share Posted July 22, 2014 ... be kicked in the groin and anus by bama, while he screams 'Don't touch me there, get away'... so I run to........ hxtr and BUDMAN 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BurnnBright Posted July 22, 2014 Member ID: 22339 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 167 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1714 Content Per Day: 0.51 Reputation: 679 Achievement Points: 12960 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 01/13/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 5 Birthday: 03/20/1972 Device: Android Author Share Posted July 22, 2014 .....BB's room because Bama knows where his bread is buttered................ hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted July 22, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 264 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18125 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20133 Achievement Points: 132814 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 52 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted July 22, 2014 then Bama finds out it is Llama buttered in disguise.... hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted July 22, 2014 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted July 22, 2014 Bama found out the hard way he had licked all the butter of Llama's ass. hxtr is in shock and dismay as he lays there holding his swallow nutz from that Bama kick. I get up and punch Llama in the ass then....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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