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Once upon a time, in a land, far far away, there lived a group of Idiots. .......

 

 

 

Add the next line.  

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Oh...... it is bed time. Damn I am not sleepy... again. Counting sheep never works... guess I will do the same... one of my favorites.

 

In High School.... I live in Houston TX in  Champion Forest. I am out front washing and waxing my Acura NSX. Folks are gone for month. 

 

Across the street the family moved in. The daughter was .. wow hot. 

 

She came out to wash her Corolla when I was cleaning my NSX and we started talking... then we went for a drive and it has never gone further than that. Asleep I go. 

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Ok I have a Bama dream.. Am I aloud to post it. lol

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You're supposed to write the next line.  Then the next person writes a line.  Eventually we should have a hilarious story written by Idiots about Idiots.  

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OK Got you.... let me start over. Bama and I was in bed when we got the call. Radar Radar.... you have a call on the radio. It sounds like we are in big trouble. Don't wake the other Idiots as this situation requires RUGGER!!!!!

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when all of a sudden, Randall and his shotgun appear. "SURPRISE MOTHERF*CKER," he screams and... 

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Cobrabites, who heard the noise, immediately urinates himself. He curls up in the fetal position sucking his thumb. Wildthing kicks him.

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Bob Barker pulls up in his creepy van (with no windows or door handles) He offers Wildthing candy to get in. He can't resist and gets in while Cobra calls 911. Bama and Hxtr ran to the door (nude of course) to see what the commotion was. Just then Randall jumps out of the bushes and is ran over by the creepy van and they drove off to...

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The liquor store where Bob bought enough Whiskey to get Wildthing drunk enough to have his way with him. While Bob was rapping Wildthing, there is a knock on the van door...

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It was Joe Canadian, saying move over he is my beeech !!

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All the while  yelling FU BEEECH  Google is video taping this so he can watch it as many times as he wants

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Then I felt a big lunge building from deep inside me when I realized that it was my pet snake had taken me like a madman takes a HXTR!

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I run into the bushes just before the snake bit me... and I found Bama hiding and still naked. I begin to....

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... be kicked in the groin and anus by bama, while he screams 'Don't touch me there, get away'... so I run to........

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.....BB's room because Bama knows where his bread is buttered................

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Bama found out the hard way he had licked all the butter of Llama's ass. hxtr is in shock and dismay as he lays there holding his swallow nutz from that Bama kick. 

 

I get up and punch Llama in the ass then.......

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