xxSHOOTERxx Posted October 15, 2014 Member ID: 21406 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 33 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 115 Achievement Points: 552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/05/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 27, 2020 Birthday: 01/07/1964 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Demon: Why you so down? Guy: Why do think? I'm in Hell! Demon: It's not so bad here, actually we have a lot of fun here. Are you a drinking man? Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and Fresca... we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!Guy: Gee that sounds great!Demon: You a smoker?Guy: You know it!Demon: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie- you're already dead, remember?Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!Demon: I bet you like to gamble. Guy: Why, yes I do. Demon: Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well, you're dead anyhow.Demon: You into drugs?Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean?...Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want; you're dead who cares! O.D.!! Guy: WOW !! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!!Demon: You gay?Guy: No....Demon: Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays. JohnnyDos, AbuXI, BUDMAN and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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