xxSHOOTERxx Posted October 25, 2014 Member ID: 21406 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 8 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 33 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 115 Achievement Points: 552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/05/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 27, 2020 Birthday: 01/07/1964 Share Posted October 25, 2014 A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."...He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.The man said, "Are you talking to me?"The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!"The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride." He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog." Blackbart, LtLaszlo, baldie and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooperm4n Posted October 28, 2014 Member ID: 21407 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 558 Content Per Day: 0.16 Reputation: 181 Achievement Points: 3029 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/06/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11, 2020 Birthday: 01/17/1973 Share Posted October 28, 2014 lol never heard that one before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted October 28, 2014 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 264 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18128 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20143 Achievement Points: 132843 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted October 28, 2014 Good one - thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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