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  1. A Polish Pickle Worker

     

     

     

    Stan Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory.

     

    For many years, he had a powerful, almost uncontrollable desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.

    Unable to stand it , he finally sought professional help from the factory psychologist.

     

    After six months of intense therapy, however, the frustrated therapist gave up.

    He advised Stan to go ahead and do it; otherwise he would probably never have any peace of mind.

     

    The next day Stan came home from work very early.

    His wife, Stella, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened.

    For the first time, Stan tearfully confessed to her his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.

    He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired.

    Stella gasped and ran over to her husband.

     

    She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find everything normal.

    She looked up and said, "I don't understand, what about the pickle slicer?"

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    Stan replied, "I think she got fired, too!
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