DEEJAYKEG Posted December 18, 2014 Member ID: 1238 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4984 Achievement Points: 50727 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted December 18, 2014 A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her – good looking as well. Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods. He politely greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?". Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little ‘incident’, she asks, "What is the price of this lovely bracelet?" He answers, “Madam – if you farted just looking at it – you’re going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price!” RiDDiCk_VI, L!ckALotAPus, BUDMAN and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
eidolonFIRE Posted December 18, 2014 Member ID: 2759 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 17 Topic Count: 199 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3496 Content Per Day: 0.76 Reputation: 3021 Achievement Points: 26464 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/22/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 16, 2017 Birthday: 07/27/1990 Share Posted December 18, 2014 AAAaaaand SOLD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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