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Do you need an oil change? Are you wanting to switch to a synthetic oil but just cant decide what brand to go with? How often do you change your oil? 3,000 miles? 5,000 miles? Maybe even 10,000miles?

 

I am officially a licensed dealer for the company called AMSOIL. We are a 100% synthetic oil company. When using our oil you are guaranteed to get at least 15,000 miles out of one oil change!! Depending on what type of oil filter you have you may even be able to get up to 25,000 miles on one oil change! That is one oil change per year! As opposed to having to do one oil change every 3-4 months. While the cost of one oil change with AMSOIL is expensive right at the start it will actually save you money in the future. let just calculate here, we will just say that you change your oil every 3,000 miles. and when you do go to change it you spend an average of $40. now with one oil change with AMSOIL will be roughly $70 up front and will last you 15,000 miles. Within the time you have AMSOIL's 100% synthetic you that will cover 5 oil changes with just regular oil that you spend $40 on up front. Multiply that $40 times the 5 oil changes to equal the amount of 1 AMSOIL change and you are talking $200 in 5 oil changes! That is $130 more that you could have saved and put towards that new motherboard. Or a new graphics card. Now maybe your next question will be, Do you sell just oil? To answer that question the answer is no. We also sell transmission fluid. Automatic and Manual. We sell pretty much everything you need for your cars, trucks, suvs, ATVs, UTVs, boats, fresh and saltwater. Anything that has a motor that needs oil we will more than likely have it. If you have made it this far into my post and have any questions or concerns then please by all means PM me on here or email me at KineticSynthetics@.com.

 

 

P.S. Yes I run AMSOIL in my 2013 Chevy Cruze (No it does not void my warranty or any warranty for that matter)

 

 

Thank you,

 

Bryan AKA Flash

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Does it work as a lube substitute?  

 

.... the mayonnaise I'm using is starting to smell.  Something synthetic might last longer before spoiling.

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yes lmao.

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Does it work as a lube substitute?  

 

.... the mayonnaise I'm using is starting to smell.  Something synthetic might last longer before spoiling.

 

 

You guys HAVE to stop this now. Mention lube and you know what @@hxtr is going to use it for!!!!

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You guys HAVE to stop this now. Mention lube and you know what @@hxtr is going to use it for!!!!

 

 

... what? You mean what it's meant for? Or, are @@hxtr's tastes more unconventional?

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Their you go eidolnFire... synthetic Amsoil KY Jelly.

@@Flash can you get flavors. I would love ass flavored KY.

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OH MY GOSH GUYS!!! hahaha. Im really trying to sell oil for your vehicles haha.

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OH MY GOSH GUYS!!! hahaha. Im really trying to sell oil for your vehicles haha.

 

Did you forget you are dealing with a bunch of >IDIOTS< ????

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flash what about a land rover defender...

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so what test specs have you on this and how many vehicles has it been tested on and verified through a lab or outside company other than the company that makes it?

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so what test specs have you on this and how many vehicles has it been tested on and verified through a lab or outside company other than the company that makes it?

 

 

YO  -  7toes - for a guy who can't keep track of all his toes you sure ask a lot of questions!!!!

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@@elmerfud Yes sir we have oil for all vehicles. BUt i did forget to mention its only US and Canada. Mainly because of pricing they dont have the exchange rate set up. and yes @@7toes_ky If you would like i can post up a field study that was done for 6 taxi cabs in Las Vegas. just for the transmission fluid alone they were able to go 183k miles without having to change the transmission. even then they could have gone further.

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I also have an oil analysis from a guy who owns the same vehicel i do but has every single bolt on you can imagine and a tune on his his vehicle. litterally runs his car into the ground. got his oil tested at 16k miles and they came back and said run your car on the oil for another 3500 miles. then send us another sample of your oil.

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here is the Las Vegas Field Analysis.

 

http://www.amsoil.com/lit/g3118.pdf

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Nice... so I'll only have to re-apply once per hour then?  That's convenient!

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and here is the oil analysis.5539700d76957_oilanalysis.jpg

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This is all very well and good but where are the boobie pictures???

 

Wrong forum TBB. I think maybe you are thinking of @@hxtr's baby pictures? ...Those are in the boobs'n'bum'n'hxtr forum.

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oh my gosh guys lmao. do yall wanna purchase the lube to test drive it lolololol

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Does it come in little squirt bottles like a soap dispenser? Those are the most convenient.

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no lol it doesnt

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oh my gosh. haha. do you guys want to buy AMSOIL or no??

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best is sunflower oil  for that kind of lube work

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