2_MANY_BEERS Posted April 24, 2015 Member ID: 96 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 107 Topic Count: 1047 Topics Per Day: 0.20 Content Count: 8796 Content Per Day: 1.65 Reputation: 3290 Achievement Points: 62083 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 06/30/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted April 24, 2015 I'm so old when I get in my hot tub the rotating jets pull the hair on my back. LOL LtLaszlo, hxtr, HellKid and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hxtr Posted April 24, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.19 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted April 24, 2015 I'm so old my dick has wrinkles. HellKid, BigPapaDean, Damage_inc- and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted April 24, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 261 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17977 Content Per Day: 3.46 Reputation: 19904 Achievement Points: 131722 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 251 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted April 24, 2015 I'm so old I actually think @@hxtr has a dick!! Stringer, HarryWeezer, *fry* and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted April 24, 2015 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 143 Topic Count: 510 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17025 Content Per Day: 3.27 Reputation: 41972 Achievement Points: 148132 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 673 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 11 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted April 24, 2015 i am so old i can remember when the dead sea was just sick... HellKid, coolmd, JohnnyDos and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted April 24, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.19 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted April 24, 2015 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ hahahahahahaha I'm so old Depends used me to beta their product. *fry*, TBB, JohnnyDos and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter1948 Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.75 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Device: Windows Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old my dick is as long as my memory short. TBB, JohnnyDos, HellKid and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Damage_inc- Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.38 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted April 25, 2015 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ hahahahahahaha I'm so old Depends used me to beta their product. a beta tester for depends.that is brilliantly funny ty Stringer, BigPapaDean and hxtr 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Joe Canadian Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 1.05 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old when I get in my hot tub the rotating jets pull the hair on my back. LOL I'm so young when I get in my hot tub the rotating jets pull my brand new pubic hair Painsponge, TBB, HellKid and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Joe Canadian Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 822 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 87 Topic Count: 317 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5477 Content Per Day: 1.05 Reputation: 5025 Achievement Points: 42632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 20 Joined: 12/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 25, 2023 Birthday: 03/01/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old I actually think @@hxtr has a dick!! You are so old you haven't noticed that your dog is a pet dinosaur hxtr and TBB 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 1128 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1188 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6490 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4396 Achievement Points: 63167 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 19 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old when I get in my hot tub the rotating jets pull the hair on my back. LOL I'm so old I am the rotating jets! hxtr, ANVIL and TBB 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 1128 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1188 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6490 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4396 Achievement Points: 63167 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 19 Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so young when I get in my hot tub the rotating jets pull my brand new pubic hair Gross I thought pubic hair went out in the 80's! TBB, Joe Canadian and hxtr 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TheLastColdBeer Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 489 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 547 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4668 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5849 Achievement Points: 41007 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old, I wonder when the debilitating stroke that leaves me drowning in my own palsied vomit will happen. Not to mention sinking into my personal pool of urine & feces. JOY! HellKid, Painsponge, hxtr and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
little_old_man Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old..........um.........I forgot what I was going to say. DEEJAYKEG, hxtr, Dark Asylumn and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
little_old_man Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old that when my wife asks me to come upstairs and have sex, I say "honey, I can't do both". deerejon, Nisty*, TBB and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Well I'm so old the last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper. *fry*, Joe Canadian, TBB and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastColdBeer Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 489 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 547 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4668 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5849 Achievement Points: 41007 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted April 25, 2015 I never felt old until my niece asked me what a rotary phone was. We still had one, and I showed her how it worked. "What a silly way to call someone" was her comment. Dark Asylumn, *fry*, TBB and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
DEEJAYKEG Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 1238 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.24 Content Count: 6082 Content Per Day: 1.19 Reputation: 4981 Achievement Points: 50713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18 Device: Windows Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old that I rewind DVDs after I have watched them. BigPapaDean, HellKid, little_old_man and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Mastiffking Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 3506 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 109 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 106 Achievement Points: 939 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 17, 2023 Birthday: 12/09/1974 Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old that I never pass on a hard-on, but young enough that I can still trust a fart! BigPapaDean, LtLaszlo, HellKid and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Millpucky Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 20439 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 8 Topic Count: 14 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 356 Content Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 276 Achievement Points: 2831 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 6 Birthday: 09/22/1973 Device: Windows Share Posted April 25, 2015 (edited) I'm so old I remember coping from cassette tape to cassette tape and looking stuff up in encyclopedias. Edited April 25, 2015 by Millpucky HellKid, TBB, Stringer and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Blaze Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 2702 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 8 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1057 Content Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 918 Achievement Points: 8385 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 07/27/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Birthday: 11/26/1978 Device: Android Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old, every fart is a gamble! hxtr, Millpucky, Grumpy_Git and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
FireFit Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 2903 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 42 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 36 Achievement Points: 605 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 25 Birthday: 06/17/1959 Device: Macintosh Share Posted April 25, 2015 I,m so old I can remember as a kid I could go play out of the sight of my parents all day as long as I was home before the street lights came on.... little_old_man, LtLaszlo, HellKid and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Labob Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8258 Content Per Day: 1.55 Reputation: 5964 Achievement Points: 53556 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 31 minutes ago Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old I remember Beers as a stubby BigPapaDean, HellKid, FireFit and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.19 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted April 25, 2015 Well I'm so old the last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper. hahhhaahahaha oMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahaa Joe Canadian 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbart Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.12 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Share Posted April 25, 2015 I'm so old that I.............. hxtr, LtLaszlo, chavez and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
chavez Posted April 25, 2015 Member ID: 206 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 705 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 149 Achievement Points: 4266 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/03/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 17 Birthday: 11/29/1961 Device: Windows Share Posted April 25, 2015 sorry beers i'm to old for this shit. Power!, HellKid, baldie and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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