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I'm so old when I get in my hot tub the rotating  jets pull the hair on my back. LOL :rofl:

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I'm so old my dick has wrinkles.

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ hahahahahahaha

 

I'm so old  Depends used me to beta their product.

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I'm so old my dick is as long as my memory short.

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ hahahahahahaha

 

I'm so old  Depends used me to beta their product.

a beta tester for depends.that is brilliantly funny ty

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I'm so old when I get in my hot tub the rotating  jets pull the hair on my back. LOL :rofl:

 

I'm so young when I get in my hot tub the rotating jets pull my brand new pubic hair

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I'm so old I actually think @@hxtr has a dick!!

 

You are so old you haven't noticed that your dog is a pet  dinosaur 

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I'm so old when I get in my hot tub the rotating  jets pull the hair on my back. LOL :rofl:

I'm so old I am the rotating jets! 

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I'm so young when I get in my hot tub the rotating jets pull my brand new pubic hair

Gross I thought pubic hair went out in the 80's!

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I'm so old, I wonder when the debilitating stroke that leaves me drowning in my own palsied vomit will happen. Not to mention sinking into my personal pool of urine & feces. JOY! :smiling:

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I'm so old..........um.........I forgot what I was going to say.

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I'm so old that when my wife asks me to come upstairs and have sex, I say "honey, I can't do both".

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Well I'm so old the last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.

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I never felt old until my niece asked me what a rotary phone was. We still had one, and I showed her how it worked. "What a silly way to call someone" was her comment.

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I'm so old that I rewind DVDs after I have watched them.

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I'm so old that I never pass on a hard-on, but young enough that I can still trust a fart!

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I'm so old I remember coping from cassette tape to cassette tape and looking stuff up in encyclopedias.

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I'm so old, every fart is a gamble!

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I,m so old I can remember as a kid I could go play out of the sight of my parents all day as long as I was home before the street lights came on....

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Well I'm so old the last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.

hahhhaahahaha oMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahaa

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I'm so old that I..............

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sorry beers i'm to old for this shit.

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