tsw 8.5 Posted May 22, 2015 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 143 Topic Count: 510 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17028 Content Per Day: 3.27 Reputation: 41981 Achievement Points: 148156 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 674 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted May 22, 2015 QUICKIE IN THE BUSHES There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through ahundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind theshrubbery.The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?'He asks her 'Shall we?'She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. Thistime, I 'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on it.'AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??? Mule, L!ckALotAPus, eidolonFIRE and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Mule Posted May 22, 2015 Member ID: 390 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 410 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 4251 Content Per Day: 0.80 Reputation: 3050 Achievement Points: 35625 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 20 Birthday: 05/08/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted May 22, 2015 Oldie but a goodie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted May 22, 2015 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.09 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted May 22, 2015 Beforehand? Sex of course. At the end, that they were stupid. Who here thinks shitting is more enjoyable than sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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