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Not a truly comprehensive guide but consider this as a primer so you can understand

what we mean when we insult you... :lol:

 

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Fuck me what a load of piffle, i knew as soon as that posh tart started talking we weren't going to get any real swear words.....Bloody-Bollocks-Blimey-Pissed and Sod...swear words? give me a break, they have never been swear words in my part of the world, even a Nun wouldn't raise an eyebrow at that lot.

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Fuck me what a load of piffle, i knew as soon as that posh tart started talking we weren't going to get any real swear words.....Bloody-Bollocks-Blimey-Pissed and Sod...swear words? give me a break, they have never been swear words in my part of the world, even a Nun wouldn't raise an eyebrow at that lot.

hallo...wots this? if only me friend mary poppins was 'ere to 'elp..............

 

 

I AM DA GAMECHANGER AND SOB TOLD ME I DID THE VERY BEST BRITISH ACCENT HE EVER HEARD!!!!!!!

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No i told you that you did the best Dick Van Dyke accent i ever heard

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Fuck me what a load of piffle, i knew as soon as that posh tart started talking we weren't going to get any real swear words.....Bloody-Bollocks-Blimey-Pissed and Sod...swear words? give me a break, they have never been swear words in my part of the world, even a Nun wouldn't raise an eyebrow at that lot.

Aye matey! Are you a nun/ lol!

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Fuck me what a load of piffle, i knew as soon as that posh tart started talking we weren't going to get any real swear words.....Bloody-Bollocks-Blimey-Pissed and Sod...swear words? give me a break, they have never been swear words in my part of the world, even a Nun wouldn't raise an eyebrow at that lot.

 

I was somewhat taken aback that she didn't include "bally" and "ruddy", old boy...

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SOD OFF.... Ricko is still a Twat.

 

I could get into them cuss words.. I am tires of saying word fuck. Fuck! Fuck it. Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck you! Fuck Me! What the Fuck? Fucker! Fuckers! Fucks. Fucking fucks. Fucking fuckers. Bunch of Fucks.

And that is just using the cuss word "fuck" by itself.

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SOD OFF.... Ricko is still a Twat.

 

I could get into them cuss words.. I am tires of saying word fuck. Fuck! Fuck it. Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck you! Fuck Me! What the Fuck? Fucker! Fuckers! Fucks. Fucking fucks. Fucking fuckers. Bunch of Fucks.

 

And that is just using the cuss word "fuck" by itself.

 

 

Yo - @@hxtr - try using the new universal curse word that is so disgusting that even you never said it - here we go - "HXTR"

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This clip demonstrates admirably the traditional gang induction process over here...

 

http://youtu.be/_qVvpKkYchw?t=2m10s

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SOD OFF.... Ricko is still a Twat.

 

I could get into them cuss words.. I am tires of saying word fuck. Fuck! Fuck it. Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck you! Fuck Me! What the Fuck? Fucker! Fuckers! Fucks. Fucking fucks. Fucking fuckers. Bunch of Fucks.

 

And that is just using the cuss word "fuck" by itself.

it's okay @@hxtr we know you're just a fucking fuck-tard! :P

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it's okay @@hxtr we know you're just a fucking fuck-tard! :P

no doubt.... also ate too much led as a kid and played with too much mercury.

 

I have an excuses even of some if it is self induced. ;)

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no doubt.... also ate too much led as a kid and played with too much mercury.

 

I have an excuses even of some if it is self induced. ;)

but we love ya! :D

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but we love ya! :D

 

 

Speak for yourself BPD!!! I save my love for @@google - he's more fun!

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Bollocks is my favourite too.

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piggen  eck!!

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piggen  eck!!

Yep people used to say that and "Pig off" from my area in the North of England, never heard it for a very long time now though.

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3 seconds in and I'm thinking, if she says cunt, I'll eat a strangers shit!

 

Also, dozy cow got the origins of dogs bollocks wrong. When Lego was first introduced it came in two different packs...

Box Standard and Box Deluxe... These evolved as the expressions bog standard and dogs bollocks.

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SOD OFF.... Ricko is still a Twat.

 

I could get into them cuss words.. I am tires of saying word fuck. Fuck! Fuck it. Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck you! Fuck Me! What the Fuck? Fucker! Fuckers! Fucks. Fucking fucks. Fucking fuckers. Bunch of Fucks.

 

And that is just using the cuss word "fuck" by itself.

awww fuk off you titwit tossing bollocks wanker cunt face whore hahahaha

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p.s hows ma julie

 

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Give us a kiss, you filthy tosser. Yer buying the next round, right? :cheers:

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