JohnnyDos Posted May 28, 2015 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted May 28, 2015 An Australian, an Irishman and a Newfie are in a bar. They're staring at another man. Suddenly the Irishman says, "It's Jesus!" Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a bottle of Molson Canadian. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles at the three men and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. When he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of a amazement: "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!" Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go the man's eyes widen with shock. "Strewth, mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle!" Jesus then approaches the Newfie who knocks over a chair and a table trying to get away from the Son of God. "What's wrong, my son?" says Jesus. The Newfie shouts, "Don't touch me, I'm on Workers Compensation!" BigPapaDean, GeForce, Damage_inc- and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigPapaDean Posted May 28, 2015 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1194 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6513 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4407 Achievement Points: 63330 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted May 28, 2015 lol too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted May 28, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18101 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20115 Achievement Points: 132634 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted May 28, 2015 Good one - thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Mule Posted May 28, 2015 Member ID: 390 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 410 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 4251 Content Per Day: 0.80 Reputation: 3050 Achievement Points: 35625 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 20 Birthday: 05/08/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted May 28, 2015 LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
GeForce Posted May 28, 2015 Member ID: 2991 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 48 Topic Count: 119 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 805 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 674 Achievement Points: 7108 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/15/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 3 Birthday: 09/09/1979 Device: Windows Share Posted May 28, 2015 Funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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