nlteshade

A 80 year old war Veteran comes through an airport in France, he is greeted by a very stern Security officer. The officer says "Do you have your papers, Passport ETC" The man takes a few minutes searching through his stuff and eventually retrieves his passport. The stern guard asks, "Have you been to France before" to which the man replies "Yes during the war" the guard says "When you enter France it is customary to show your passport to a french official" The man Replies "Well the last time i was here, If i had seen a Frenchman i would have gladly shown it to him"

A guy gets pulled over, Cop walks up to him and says "Did you not see that Stop sign?" the man says "Yeah i saw it and no one was coming so i slowed down" the cop says "It doesn't say slow down it says Stop" the man cheekily replies "Whats the difference?" the man is told to get out of the car, the cop begins hitting him with his baton. The cop says "Do you want me to Stop or Slow Down".

Hi everyone, My Name is NlTESHADE, most of you already know me in some fashion. 29 yo Irishman from dublin living in Galway. IT graduate, Culinary Arts previously a chef no longer working in this field hopefully. Currently Software Development Student. Just had a Baby girl named Alanna. I have been playing with XI since 2011 but said i might as well join. Huge Star Trek Fan and have a well establish fleet and armada on Star Trek Online. Give me a shout if you are up for some games.

Happy Belated Birthday Man

That is almost my build exactly so ill save you some time and tell you to buy a more powerful PSU as my 650 wasnt good enough and died quickly

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Hi Vashta, We have a clan on STO as ED mentioned. the clan is called SECTlON 31 with an L in place of the i. Our TS3 channel is section31.DDns.net, and my user name is the same as on here NlTESHADE with an L in place of the i.