Jud1

Hey up sharp shooters .... and Johnny Sorry, been out of the game for a bit ... unlikley to return anytime soon - reasons for .... I finally got a job!! Now the three months I was un-employed for hit me prerry hard to be honest, being I just had a daughter - no money .. mortgage .. new car ... but I don't think I could have made it through without you guys (you know who you are) and this site and it's members. What a top bunch of wankers you all are .... Been in and out of the US this past 6weeks .. (Salt Lake City!) .... Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr well that's a strange place isnt it ... full of nice people, but VERY strange .... Flying over Canada ... I took a crap and flushed - ever hopeful ! :) hahahahaha - gotta hit Vipersniper (Diaper) with something! Joking aside .... I gotta days hol booked for 2nd July - hoping to jump on a game, rusty as fuck - and be honoured to die a few 100 times at yours hands. Be good .... see ya's then. Jud1

A guy goes to the doctor with hearing problems... "Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor. "Yes... Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny chick with big blue hair."

Well that put a lump in my throat ..... BUT ~ would disagree with a little bit, see that picture with his kids & "wouldn't you have given up?" NOPE .... sorry, I aint like that ... for my kids I wouldn't / couldn't give up. V easy for me to say when I haven't walked in his shoes I know, but I have to believe that . being a dad is about that for me. (got plenty of friends in similar "given up" place .... hard to help when they have you know) This now sent to them .... Nice post .. thanks.

There's always one isnt there ....! Reminds me of the joke ... guy watching his pal's dog lickin his balls, says ... wish I could do that ~ says well, give him that buscuit and he might let you!!! ps. If your sister has two, why don't she teach them to lick each others asses clean .... shit man, do I have to think of everything!

GREAT MAP .... As I recall, I was even winning for a moment! (til somneone had to say something!) Zero spawn issues for me Good find Johnny Carry on .....

http://www.youtube.c...tube_gdata_plaJ Just ...Nice

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Use your hair conditioner to shave your legs. It's cheaper than shaving cream and leaves your legs really smooth. Errrrrrrrrr....... What now Johnny? Canadians sure are different to us Brits!!! :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lokR9jNBGag&feature=related Damn kids making me look crap ....

I have a million+ things to write about this ..... but I guess THIS sums it up (for me)

He's a better man than me ....... not sure I could control myself if that was my little girl !! There would be PROPER dramas

and of course, Acting / Diving / Flops!? .......NEVER happen in the NFL now does it ,... hahahahahaha

Soccer / FOOTBALL ..... pretty nasty at times !

Here ya go Shamu .... http://www.rugbyunionrules.com/rules-of-rugby/ With regards to "Soccer" ... look I won't disagree, I honestly can not watch Didier Drogba play - he makes me sick with his "diving" . - He's a disgrace to the game and the shame of it is .. actually he's an amazing player when he's not acting... However, some of them are not acting - and no-one can dispute how HARD "Soccer" can be watching these

Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language. Mute #1 (SIGN)"What would you like to do?" Mute #2 (SIGN)"I don't know, what about you?" Mute #1 (SIGN)"Let's get my car, find some girls, drive to a dark space and have some fun." Mute #2 (SIGN)"Good idea." So they get his car, find some girls, drive to a dark spot and are having a ball when the guy in the back seat taps the guy in the front seat on the shoulder..... Front Seat Mute (SIGN)"What?" Back Seat Mute (SIGN)"Have you got any protection?" Front Seat Mute (SIGN)"No. Don't you?" Back Seat Mute (SIGN)"No. We had better go to a drug store and get some." They proceed to drive to a drug store and the man in the back seat gets out and goes inside. In 2 minutes he is back outside and taps on the car window. Inside Mute (SIGN)"What?" Outside Mute (SIGN)"I've got a problem." Inside Mute (SIGN)"What?" Outside Mute (SIGN)"I can't make the druggist understand what I want." Inside Mute (SIGN)"I know What to do." Outside Mute (SIGN)"What?" Inside Mute (SIGN)"Go back inside. Put five dollars on the counter. Put your pecker on the counter. He'll know what you want." Outside Mute (SIGN)"Good idea." The man goes back into the drug store and 2 minutes later he's back at the car window. Inside Mute (SIGN)"Well?" Outside Mute (SIGN)"It didn't work." Inside Mute (SIGN)"What do you mean?" Outside Mute (SIGN) "I did what you told me to do. I went inside. I put 5 dollars on the counter. I put my pecker on the counter. He put his on the counter. It was bigger than mine. He took my 5 dollars."