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  2. Well my secret door project is out of the bag now... Its truly Infact a magnificent work of art!! Completely rob proof so don't even try to knock that shit down.. Infact with the secret rob proof booby traps you may not even make it too the door. You will smell the goods walking up the driveway but when you are about to put that hairy palm of yours to knock the usual shave and a haircut tune that you hum to yourself while you relieve yourself in the water closet, you may Infact just get an explosive burst from the aerosol cans of fart spray strategically placed inside that beautifully carved weed leaf door. Now if my calculations are correct your old lady may need the treats to put up with the smell or something to make u smell sexy.. Cheers robmc!! Jointz
  3. Christ?, I thought I lived in a rough area?
  4. Grobnik is a motorcycle track where the European championship was once held, 100 km away from my city.
  5. and that's an option, I thought about it, it's the best money spent on a motorcycle
  6. With you on that mate! Tattoos - absolutely no problem but injections can fuck off Talking of eye stuff in 2019 i had to have a scalpal behind my left eye
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  8. Jealousy gets you no where Pedro !!! How many pussies have you grabbed ?? Oh I forgot you and Major grab each others every night.
  9. Happy birthday!!!!
  10. Especially when you have been foraging in the forest
  11. Hi @jointz my old woodworking buddy, you've been quiet, bet you've been concentrating on some new projects?? Some of the idiots tell me you've designed a front door that is impossible to break into, must keep your secret projects safe eh?? that's my boy. A little Birdie also told me you loved gardening and were keen on growing your own plants?, bet you're the envy of your neighbours, all that healthy food. It's lucky you don't smoke with all that timber lying around, must be a fire hazard in some carpenters shops. Now down to business, with Christmas coming I heard that your speciality is getting high, just what I'm looking for, a new highchair for the grandson, make sure that the little fckr can't escape though. Perhaps you could send us both a sample of some of your crops for Christmas Day, I'm sure they're delicious. In fact the wife only yesterday asked me to buy her a present that made her pretty and sexy, can't wait to see her face when she unwraps the three cases of beer under the tree. Let me know the estimate and sharpen your tools, I've a feeling you'll be busy this year, probably sewing mail bags that one idiot said was your new hobby when 'inside' I'm sure though when the weathers fine you like it better outside being a health fanatic? Rob
  12. Happy Birthday to you both.
  13. You should be worried that if he stops flirting with her you will be next.
  14. just some labels not produced any more
  15. You're a gent
  16. Three Scots and three American tourists are traveling by train to a football match. At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three Scots buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked one of the three tourists. "Watch and you'll see," answers one of the Scotsmen. They all board the train. The Americans take their respective seats but all three Scotsmen cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Americans saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Americans decide to copy the Scots on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Scots don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket," asks one perplexed tourists. "Watch and you'll see," says one of the Scotsmen. When they board the train the three Americans cram into a toilet and the three Scots cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Scots leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Americans are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."
  17. correct for its broken world wide, we the people pay for everything they want and us can't afford to eat while landlords greed has the people stealing food to survive. while these narratives controllers sit on thier hands an filll whose pockets wake up
  18. works fine now dam AI messing things up
  19. other was win 11 settings need to have desktop apps on, for mic to work
  20. you saved alot of cash
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  23. XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. MrCrowe (69)kadaverke (37)
  24. my greatest fear Rob, is that you stop flirting with Essie, because then I have to put up with her again !
  25. that is so profound Timmah ( did you copy that of a men's room door ? )
  26. that is awesome Rob for that i'll let you flirt with essie for one more week
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