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Happy birthday!!!!

Especially when you have been foraging in the forest

Hi @jointz my old woodworking buddy, you've been quiet, bet you've been concentrating on some new projects?? Some of the idiots tell me you've designed a front door that is impossible to break into, must keep your secret projects safe eh?? that's my boy. A little Birdie also told me you loved gardening and were keen on growing your own plants?, bet you're the envy of your neighbours, all that healthy food. It's lucky you don't smoke with all that timber lying around, must be a fire hazard in some carpenters shops. Now down to business, with Christmas coming I heard that your speciality is getting high, just what I'm looking for, a new highchair for the grandson, make sure that the little fckr can't escape though. Perhaps you could send us both a sample of some of your crops for Christmas Day, I'm sure they're delicious. In fact the wife only yesterday asked me to buy her a present that made her pretty and sexy, can't wait to see her face when she unwraps the three cases of beer under the tree. Let me know the estimate and sharpen your tools, I've a feeling you'll be busy this year, probably sewing mail bags that one idiot said was your new hobby when 'inside' I'm sure though when the weathers fine you like it better outside being a health fanatic? Rob

Happy Birthday to you both.

You should be worried that if he stops flirting with her you will be next.

just some labels not produced any more

You're a gent

Three Scots and three American tourists are traveling by train to a football match. At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three Scots buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked one of the three tourists. "Watch and you'll see," answers one of the Scotsmen. They all board the train. The Americans take their respective seats but all three Scotsmen cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Americans saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Americans decide to copy the Scots on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Scots don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket," asks one perplexed tourists. "Watch and you'll see," says one of the Scotsmen. When they board the train the three Americans cram into a toilet and the three Scots cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Scots leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Americans are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."

correct for its broken world wide, we the people pay for everything they want and us can't afford to eat while landlords greed has the people stealing food to survive. while these narratives controllers sit on thier hands an filll whose pockets wake up

works fine now dam AI messing things up

other was win 11 settings need to have desktop apps on, for mic to work

you saved alot of cash

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XtremeIdiots would like to wish all members celebrating their birthday today a happy birthday. MrCrowe (69)kadaverke (37)

my greatest fear Rob, is that you stop flirting with Essie, because then I have to put up with her again !

that is so profound Timmah ( did you copy that of a men's room door ? )

that is awesome Rob for that i'll let you flirt with essie for one more week

Brilliant Bio, how about this (To a background of guitar and wailing voices) ‘One putting in light bulb’ The bulb has gone, Jolene has left Without the light I am bereft My dog he died, fell out the truck This Goddamned music, I’m out of luck ‘Chorus by the remaining five’ He’s out of luck, his heart is broke To see him now is not a joke He loved that light bulb all that time Tossed away when in it’s prime ‘One putting in the light bulb’ Now the Grand Ole Oprey’s in the dark My poor old Hound dog cannot bark Dolly cries in tears and fits A rubbish voice but boy what hits ‘Another 50 verses to drone on after this, followed by the singers suicide’

Before you start Kapt - This is another joke

Aw ??

I fear it is too late now mate, the damage is done and recovery is nigh on impossible for the next lot, sad isn't it?, and our country condemned to the 3rd world by it's own people.

Oh Tom, please give it a rest. We been doing this for almost 20 years! Like it or not my citizenship isn’t the question. Everyone has a right to their opinion, at end of the day, you are no worse off than you were before you read this.