WolfTiS Posted February 9, 2012 Member ID: 1130 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 28 Topic Count: 216 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2267 Content Per Day: 0.44 Reputation: 586 Achievement Points: 17291 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 12, 2021 Birthday: 04/02/1948 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?" So then the rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one...right here." Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?" "That's simple. By the nail over its stall." Amy explains very confidently. Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?" She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted February 9, 2012 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18108 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20120 Achievement Points: 132704 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted February 9, 2012 Ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted February 9, 2012 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 143 Topic Count: 512 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17065 Content Per Day: 3.26 Reputation: 42049 Achievement Points: 148432 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 676 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted February 9, 2012 get in there and do your job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BeerGoat Posted February 9, 2012 Member ID: 2923 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 15 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1242 Content Per Day: 0.27 Reputation: 294 Achievement Points: 8349 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 08:58 PM Birthday: 03/20/1976 Device: Windows Share Posted February 9, 2012 ROFL Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Renegade45 Posted February 9, 2012 Member ID: 1915 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 18 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 289 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 11 Achievement Points: 1955 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 16 Birthday: 08/15/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted February 9, 2012 LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted February 9, 2012 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1194 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6514 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4407 Achievement Points: 63335 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted February 9, 2012 wtf are you pervertts or what? OH yeah I for got we're idiots and sometimes we act like perverts! Very good yoke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BattlewolF Posted February 9, 2012 Member ID: 2028 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 12 Topic Count: 42 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1740 Content Per Day: 0.36 Reputation: 545 Achievement Points: 10637 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/10/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: Thursday at 01:51 PM Birthday: 03/10/1963 Device: Windows Share Posted February 9, 2012 Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted February 9, 2012 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2012 Good joke wolftis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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