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LOL, great recipe hxtr, I love your cooking show, wtf is a "slightly modified pinto bean"? haha,

 

cheers !!

 

BTW, FU Google

the pinto bean recipe was slightly modified by Chile. lol FU Chile!

 

oh yea.. FU Google!

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LMFAO HXTR you are the best

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So funny... :rofl:

 

This deserves an Academy Award!

 

The funniest thing I have seen for a long time!

 

Thanks Hxtr! :clap: :hrhr:

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Look out Rachel Ray!!! LOL HXTR you kill me.

when I was doing the shitting part my neighbor called me to see if everything was alright. hahaha

 

next time don't pound on the bathroom walls that hard!!!!

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How much dope did you smoke ??? Your a mess !!!!! ....... much better than your fried Scorpion i suppose .... oh wait ! nope it's NOT !!!!!!

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How much dope did you smoke ??? Your a mess !!!!! ....... much better than your fried Scorpion i suppose .... oh wait ! nope it's NOT !!!!!!

That is almost the nicest thing you have ever said to me Maz.. hahahaha
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This is Noear's wife, " Hasears" , I was suffering from a little head cold %28.gif until I Noear's showed me your cooking show. I must thank you , I laughed so hard, I was chocking, sneezing and pissing on myself!! I feel so much better. You cleared up my sinuses. :lol: :lol: I am looking forward to your fifteen bean soup recipe, all I could think of was the scene from Blazing Saddle when they are sitting around the campfire....I was LMAO.. Heart felt thanks to you and Chile.

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This is Noear's wife, " Hasears" , I was suffering from a little head cold %28.gif until I Noear's showed me your cooking show. I must thank you , I laughed so hard, I was chocking, sneezing and pissing on myself!! I feel so much better. You cleared up my sinuses. :lol: :lol: I am looking forward to your fifteen bean soup recipe, all I could think of was the scene from Blazing Saddle when they are sitting around the campfire....I was LMAO.. Heart felt thanks to you and Chile.

 

Welcome to the forums "Hasears", it was a big surprise to find out that noears is married, lol, jk :-)

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This is Noear's wife, " Hasears" , I was suffering from a little head cold %28.gif until I Noear's showed me your cooking show. I must thank you , I laughed so hard, I was chocking, sneezing and pissing on myself!! I feel so much better. You cleared up my sinuses. :lol: :lol: I am looking forward to your fifteen bean soup recipe, all I could think of was the scene from Blazing Saddle when they are sitting around the campfire....I was LMAO.. Heart felt thanks to you and Chile.

thanks Hasears... so did you head cold go away. lol
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So funny... :rofl:

 

This deserves an Academy Award!

 

The funniest thing I have seen for a long time!

 

Thanks Hxtr! :clap: :hrhr:

 

 

I agree, hxtr deserves a rubber ducky medal for being the most valuable idiot, category entertainment . Send that video to the Food channel hx, you never know lol

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This is Noear's wife, " Hasears" , I was suffering from a little head cold %28.gif until I Noear's showed me your cooking show. I must thank you , I laughed so hard, I was chocking, sneezing and pissing on myself!! I feel so much better. You cleared up my sinuses. :lol: :lol: I am looking forward to your fifteen bean soup recipe, all I could think of was the scene from Blazing Saddle when they are sitting around the campfire....I was LMAO.. Heart felt thanks to you and Chile.

 

Welcome to the forums "Hasears", it was a big surprise to find out that noears is married, lol, jk :-)

This is Noear's wife, " Hasears" , I was suffering from a little head cold %28.gif until I Noear's showed me your cooking show. I must thank you , I laughed so hard, I was chocking, sneezing and pissing on myself!! I feel so much better. You cleared up my sinuses. :lol: :lol: I am looking forward to your fifteen bean soup recipe, all I could think of was the scene from Blazing Saddle when they are sitting around the campfire....I was LMAO.. Heart felt thanks to you and Chile.

 

Welcome to the forums "Hasears", it was a big surprise to find out that noears is married, lol, jk :-)

yee...welcome to the forum Hasears ..you know that?this old man Noears..cheating with me...??should sue him for sexual harassment!!he have some money set aside ???stop touching me there Noears !!!

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So funny... :rofl:

 

This deserves an Academy Award!

 

The funniest thing I have seen for a long time!

 

Thanks Hxtr! :clap: :hrhr:

 

 

I agree, hxtr deserves a rubber ducky medal for being the most valuable idiot, category entertainment . Send that video to the Food channel hx, you never know lol

I just got a reply back from the Food Channel. Kind of what I expected.

 

Dear hxtr>X<

 

Though we enjoyed your video clip, it is not the type of programming desired on our network. Though we appreciate your efforts, it might be best you try another network that would better suit this kind of show. I would consider sending it to MTV. They are very open to fucked up POS shows screwing up our kids minds.

 

Best Regards,

JoeMama

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HXTR you cleared up her head cold she needed that she hasn't laughed that hard in awhile. Oh! BTW du-te dracului Google catea for all of you out there this means Fu Google Beeech in Romanian. I like touching you it makes me feel special Beeech

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HXTR you cleared up her head cold she needed that she hasn't laughed that hard in awhile. Oh! BTW for all of you out there this means Fu Google Beeech in Romanian. I like touching you it makes me feel special Beeech

hahahaha google told me he wanted to teach me how to cuss in Romanian. lol

 

du-te goggle!

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WHAT A FUCKING HAOLE TENDERFOOT LIGHTWEIGHT NEWBIE GREENHORN NOOBTUBER PUSSY !!!!!

 

L-M-A-O-W-M-S-F-N OMG I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SHIT A LITTLE

FROM THE LAUGHING (HEY CHILI CAN YOU POST THIS WORLD FAMOUS CHILI FOR THE REST OF US ) YOU

KNOW IN CASE WE HAVE SOME REVENGE TO DISH OUT , SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD RECIPIE TO ME MAYBE

MAKING IT A BIT HOTTER BY ADDING THOSE PEPPER SEEDS LOL 50f8aa0a8c5e9_27.gif

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The recipe was good, the problem was the ingredients....Hey hxtr, next time buy USDA certified beef rather than that cheap ground mysterious meat that the Google 'beech' is selling online. He just run over and killed a Mule...so you never know..... haha

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may be hxtr need some snow to sit on lol

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Ok its official that HXTR's Debut Cooking Show will be my favorite goto video when I need a good laugh or am hungry for some chili

 

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Holy fuck. My eyes are still watering. LMFAO

I think its just that he can't handle real authentic food lol (tenderbelly) ?
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By the way how do I get a copy of this Fuck You Chili (Chili recipie) Cilantro Beans Garlic Chili Peppers Tomatoes and PROBABLY

HAD A FEWS BEERS thrown into the mix he's lucky he didn't SHIT FOR A WEEK and to think you could have achevied all of this with a

half bottle of Visine in a sandwich oh yeah it gets more than the red out lmao .50fd82233c07d_119.gif

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OH LOOK!!! HXTR CAN BRING THE WATER TO BOIL!!!! CANT BELIEVE IT!!!! :D

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OH LOOK!!! HXTR CAN BRING THE WATER TO BOIL!!!! CANT BELIEVE IT!!!! :D

i was afraid I was going to burn it.... water seems to take a while to burn though so I was safe. Thank goodness. lol
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