JACKO:) Posted May 31, 2013 Member ID: 4474 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 25 Topic Count: 162 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1065 Content Per Day: 0.26 Reputation: 374 Achievement Points: 7622 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/24/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 3, 2014 Birthday: 09/30/1975 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Happy blonde day to all blondes(and non blondes:)) vipersniper, Damage_inc-, Super Max and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damage_inc- Posted May 31, 2013 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.38 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted May 31, 2013 i support there struggle.be strong. Hemps and EDD THE DUCK 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
FRENCHI Posted May 31, 2013 Member ID: 1729 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 105 Topic Count: 279 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 7521 Content Per Day: 1.51 Reputation: 3632 Achievement Points: 49200 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 08/23/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 16, 2021 Birthday: 12/26/1969 Share Posted May 31, 2013 LOL JACKO et c est quand la journé des blond ? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
EDD THE DUCK Posted May 31, 2013 Member ID: 375 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 92 Topic Count: 384 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 4062 Content Per Day: 0.76 Reputation: 7838 Achievement Points: 37131 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 45 Joined: 09/13/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 15 hours ago Birthday: 06/01/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted May 31, 2013 I'M HAPPY TO SUPPORT THEM ! BigPapaDean, Super Max, HellKid and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
SGTDANKO Posted May 31, 2013 Member ID: 3214 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 27 Topic Count: 206 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2362 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 50 Achievement Points: 14004 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/23/1981 Share Posted May 31, 2013 me too ill support them GO BLONDE!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daMike Posted May 31, 2013 Member ID: 1011 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 532 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 318 Achievement Points: 3254 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 15, 2023 Birthday: 02/10/1962 Device: Windows Share Posted May 31, 2013 is it gayparade or did they just get lost BigPapaDean 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
iEvil Posted May 31, 2013 Member ID: 111 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 44 Topic Count: 25 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 425 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 175 Achievement Points: 2934 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 26, 2023 Birthday: 07/12/1971 Device: Android Share Posted May 31, 2013 Happy Blonde day @@google. google 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted May 31, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 261 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17977 Content Per Day: 3.46 Reputation: 19909 Achievement Points: 131729 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 251 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted May 31, 2013 Where are the blonde boobies???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Super Max Posted May 31, 2013 Member ID: 558 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 576 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 3785 Content Per Day: 0.72 Reputation: 1477 Achievement Points: 29048 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 10/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18 Birthday: 06/06/1964 Device: Windows Share Posted May 31, 2013 Where are the blonde boobies???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
deerejon Posted May 31, 2013 Member ID: 842 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 62 Topic Count: 278 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3712 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 3150 Achievement Points: 28451 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 12/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 20 hours ago Birthday: 05/04/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted May 31, 2013 (edited) Ed the Duck: I'M HAPPY TO SUPPORT THEM ! Wow...that yours?? I'd happily support her too!!! WTG...!!! Edited May 31, 2013 by deerejon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
deerejon Posted May 31, 2013 Member ID: 842 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 62 Topic Count: 278 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3712 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 3150 Achievement Points: 28451 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 12/06/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 20 hours ago Birthday: 05/04/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted May 31, 2013 I dont know why my posts when quoting get all f'd up but anyhow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HarryWeezer Posted May 31, 2013 Member ID: 20166 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 611 Topics Per Day: 0.16 Content Count: 7652 Content Per Day: 2.00 Reputation: 7228 Achievement Points: 53663 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 36 Joined: 10/04/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 16 Birthday: 10/16/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted May 31, 2013 In honor of International Blondes Day... A blonde out roller skating with her Ipod on, sees a salon and decides to get a hair cut. The stylist asks her to take her headphones off to which the blonde asks her to cut around them because she can't take them off. While she's cutting the blonde falls asleep, so the stylist takes off the headphones, whereupon the blonde falls over dead. The stylist calls 911 then picked up the headphones to see what the blonde was listening to: "breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out..." If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions. The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please," she said. "I could never eat twelve." A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get that?" The pig replied, "I won her in a raffle." A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results, put on two coats." Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.First blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked." Second blonde: Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down." Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think they could be bird tracks." The second blonde went to look and said, "No, I think these are deer tracks." They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by a train. A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer." A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, "You dumb blonde bimbo. It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you." A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet." Then the redhead said "listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied, "well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again." A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?" Q: What do you call an eternity?A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?A: You always hear about them but never see them.Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?A: They think their picture is being taken.Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: For throwing out the W'sQ: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in the handicap zone.Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant.Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in?A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".Q: Why are there no brunette jokes?A: Because blondes would have to think them up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Stricken Posted May 31, 2013 Member ID: 5989 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 21 Topic Count: 10 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 44 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 33 Achievement Points: 438 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/14/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 26, 2017 Birthday: 09/02/1991 Share Posted May 31, 2013 HAHA funny blonde jokes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted May 31, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 261 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17977 Content Per Day: 3.46 Reputation: 19909 Achievement Points: 131729 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 251 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted May 31, 2013 Good jokes Sarge!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted May 31, 2013 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 261 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17977 Content Per Day: 3.46 Reputation: 19909 Achievement Points: 131729 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 251 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 10 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted May 31, 2013 I dont know why my posts when quoting get all f'd up but anyhow... Because you live close to me!!! deerejon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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