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Try not to become a man of success, but rather a man of value. - Albert Einstein

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" I didn't do it" ...........Slow Fry ?

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I DON'T GET IT !

 

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It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.

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"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man."

Mark Twain



 

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"There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."

Will Rodgers

 

I actually liked that quote because, being the city boy that I was, I actually accidentally did that. It was truly a learning experience. :w00t:

I was about to say the same thing then read what you said. hahhaha My uncle tricked me. He turned off the fence and showed he could touch it... later I have to piss and he tells me to go piss by the fence. Naturally I pissed on the fence to test it out and it goes a little like this. 

 

When I was young I had no sense.. I took a piss on an electric fence. It curled my hair, ticked my balls and made me shit my overalls. 

 

Only part of that I remember was the baseball bat that hit the back of my head and the my crouch. I had no pubes at the time so that part did not happen and I only had to take a piss. :)

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you can't FIX STUPID. ron white.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL6wbsGx9qw

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Whats the difference between an alcoholic and addict ? An alcoholic will steal your wallet and walk away an addict will steal your wallet and help you look for it.

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Extending a helping hand is not an invitation to forever carry anothers' burden.

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"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

Winston Churchill

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god

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Rozen zijn rood, viooltjes zijn blauw. Ik heb 5 vingers en de middelste is voor jou.

 

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have 5 fingers and the middle one is for you.

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“Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.”

Eleanor Roosevelt

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Might doesn't make it right, but it always makes it possible.

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"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."

 

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I thought I was so clever to have composed: "Nothing worth doing was ever easy".

Then I Googled it and found a superior intellect had expressed it better...

 

“Nothing in the world is worth having or worth doing unless it means effort, pain, difficulty… I have never in my life envied a human being who led an easy life. I have envied a great many people who led difficult lives and led them well.”  Theodore Roosevelt

One of my favourites was penned by Khalidasa:

 

Look to this day:

    For it is life, the very life of life.

    In its brief course

    Lie all the verities and realities of your existence.

    The bliss of growth,

    The glory of action,

    The splendour of achievement

    Are but experiences of time.


    For yesterday is but a dream

    And tomorrow is only a vision;

    And today well-lived, makes

    Yesterday a dream of happiness

    And every tomorrow a vision of hope.

    Look well therefore to this day;

    Such is the salutation to the ever-new dawn!

 

The most important one is this:

 

“I am the resurrection and the life; he who believes in Me shall live even if he dies.”

 

Jesus Christ (John 11:25)

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I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results

 

My Fav

 

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

 

​by the guy with the red tongue 

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