DEEJAYKEG Posted December 16, 2013 Member ID: 1238 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 35 Topic Count: 1207 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6083 Content Per Day: 1.18 Reputation: 4984 Achievement Points: 50727 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 03/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 11 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted December 16, 2013 Married And ContentA man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?I'm awfully cold.''I have a better idea,' she replied, 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.''Wow! That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.'Good,' she replied, 'get your own fucking blanket!'After a moment of silence, he farted.The End HarryWeezer, Gatorgirl, XxSNO0PxX and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
XxSNO0PxX Posted December 17, 2013 Member ID: 3664 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 216 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 85 Achievement Points: 1505 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 08/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 20, 2023 Birthday: 07/28/1974 Device: Android Share Posted December 17, 2013 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted December 17, 2013 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.08 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted December 17, 2013 I suppose she could have demanded a divorce and kicked him out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Devildog4355 Posted December 17, 2013 Member ID: 15237 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 93 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 958 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 580 Achievement Points: 6679 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 06/30/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 20, 2021 Birthday: 05/04/1992 Share Posted December 17, 2013 (edited) Should have Made him sleep on the couch Edited December 17, 2013 by Devildog4355 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
little_old_man Posted December 17, 2013 Member ID: 1194 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 40 Topic Count: 436 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6692 Content Per Day: 1.30 Reputation: 11691 Achievement Points: 53094 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 76 Joined: 02/27/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 16, 2023 Birthday: 04/15/1960 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Only married people can appreciate that joke. It's fucking hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Devildog4355 Posted December 17, 2013 Member ID: 15237 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 27 Topic Count: 93 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 958 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 580 Achievement Points: 6679 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 06/30/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 20, 2021 Birthday: 05/04/1992 Share Posted December 17, 2013 (edited) Im not even married and that's how me and my gf are... Edited December 17, 2013 by Devildog4355 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
daMike Posted December 17, 2013 Member ID: 1011 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 5 Topic Count: 16 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 532 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 318 Achievement Points: 3254 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 15, 2023 Birthday: 02/10/1962 Device: Windows Share Posted December 17, 2013 it is when SHE farts you find yourself in some real domestic troubles !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted December 17, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Excellent ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olive Posted December 17, 2013 Member ID: 69 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 227 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2660 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 4123 Achievement Points: 22968 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 19 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 12:14 PM Birthday: 05/07/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted December 17, 2013 Hilarious !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Boogyman Posted December 17, 2013 Member ID: 1180 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 80 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 14 Achievement Points: 521 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 16 Birthday: 06/30/1942 Device: Windows Share Posted December 17, 2013 funny but true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BEAST Posted December 18, 2013 Member ID: 20577 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 31 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 8 Achievement Points: 247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/15/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 24, 2023 Birthday: 09/06/1970 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Know this all too well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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