JohnnyDos Posted December 17, 2013 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2013 The Pastor entered his donkey in a race andIt won !!The Pastor was so pleased with the donkeyThat he entered it in the next race,And it won that race too.The local paper read:PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.The Bishop was so upset with this kind ofPublicity that he ordered thePastor not to enter the donkey in another races.The next day the local paper headline read: “BISHOPSCRATCHESPASTOR'SASS”.This was too much for the Bishop, so heOrdered the Pastor to getRid of the donkey.The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in aNearby convent.The local paper, hearing of the news, postedThe following headline the next day:NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN!!The Bishop fainted ….He informed the Nun that she would have toGet rid of the donkey as soon as possible. So she sold it to a local farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:“NUNSELLS ASS FOR $10”.This was too much for the Bishop so heOrdered the Nun to buy back theDonkey, and take it to the plainsWhere it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.The Bishop was buried the next day.The moral of the story is .. . . BeingConcerned about public opinion canBring you much grief and misery, Even shorten your life.So be yourself and enjoy life.Stop worrying about everyone else's ass andYou'll be a lot happierAnd live longer!Have a nice day and laugh Merlin007, ldoz, MTNMAN52 and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastColdBeer Posted December 17, 2013 Member ID: 489 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 547 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 4668 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 5849 Achievement Points: 41024 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 08:23 AM Birthday: 01/09/1963 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted December 17, 2013 A-men to that moral Johnny. TY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Hunter1948 Posted December 17, 2013 Member ID: 1850 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 98 Topic Count: 328 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 8620 Content Per Day: 1.74 Reputation: 4222 Achievement Points: 55994 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/29/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 06/19/1948 Device: Windows Share Posted December 17, 2013 Good one Johnny . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LtLaszlo Posted December 17, 2013 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 186 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9137 Content Per Day: 1.71 Reputation: 24279 Achievement Points: 94128 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 314 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 01:18 AM Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted December 17, 2013 How true! Good one Johnny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Boogyman Posted December 17, 2013 Member ID: 1180 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 80 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 14 Achievement Points: 521 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/24/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 16 Birthday: 06/30/1942 Device: Windows Share Posted December 17, 2013 good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BEAST Posted December 18, 2013 Member ID: 20577 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 31 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 8 Achievement Points: 247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/15/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 24, 2023 Birthday: 09/06/1970 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Oh Johhny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Gatorgirl Posted December 18, 2013 Member ID: 2986 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 206 Topic Count: 384 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6453 Content Per Day: 1.42 Reputation: 7140 Achievement Points: 50693 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/13/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 6 hours ago Birthday: 12/19/1967 Device: iPhone Share Posted December 18, 2013 Good one Johnny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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