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Never met her but you can tell she wants me bad. Check out what she said to me. I am so in love.

 

 

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BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been
tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of
garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been? 

In case u dont know who this is its ME Adriana.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then
I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to
tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up
about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR
U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3
cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..


I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally
can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still
the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even
help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was
soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and
take me out so u better be around bebe...


we only chatted a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u
better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt
tell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im
23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for
drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named
BOO and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but
every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all
that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt..
I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get
there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent
married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there..

do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar
or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun
and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i
currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out
meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i
did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out
on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat
with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i
figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play
with myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO
THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help
once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i
said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON
STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im
hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..

ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each
of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u
can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like
everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can
chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY
USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more
than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud
always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me
login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...

if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but
remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST
U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..
also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I
really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern
remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably
soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i
really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my
stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in
insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont

wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me
now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign
to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im
gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS
INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out
for now... chat ya soon.. 
 

Free VIP LINK CLICK HERE---- (i removed the link. She is my girl)

I think I did that right if the link doesnt work try this one CLICK HERE

text me (320) 289-6770
kisses xoxo Adriana

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Yup I get emails with that tagline once in awhile. Careful, sounds like she cheats.

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Yup I get emails with that tagline once in awhile. Careful, sounds like she cheats.

That fucking BITCH!!!!!!!! Knew it was too good to be true. I was almost about Wire her some money. Thanks for the heads up. 

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That fucking BITCH!!!!!!!! Knew it was too good to be true. I was almost about Wire her some money. Thanks for the heads up. 

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hahaha pretty much everything I say is satire unless I get a bit crazy. 

 

Or because the post is serious. Friends in happy moments... and friends in pain. 

 

All else is fair game. 

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Sweet deal . . hell if she makes enough money doing webcams maybe she can loan you some money . . .lol

 

and if nothing else you wont have to pay for sex anymore  . . . :lol:

 

Reality Check

It's probably a scam of some sort since the chances of getting an email from a "hot" chick that wants to go "chill" and lick your balls are slim and none.

 

Stranger things have happened . .. . . good luck and wear a condom (not that you should worry about getting "the drip" its just the world doesn't need any more HXTR's  :whistle: )  J/K  :lol:

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Those emails are the only way @@hxtr gets some anyhow so I wouldn't doubt it if he was serious about hitting this chick up.

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sounds like you hit the jackpot there, can i borrow her after you are done?

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Why did I read this... :(

Because you are an Idiot.

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You know HXTR your best girlfriend is always with you and she has five sisters that also like you. So always remember to treat Palm and her five sister well and she will never cheat on you.  PS. a little lotion every now then helps and always remember to wipe when done otherwise things can get sticky.

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That bitch, she sent me the same email. I logged on to talk to her and took a screen shot. Funny, I don't remember meeting her before.

 

53d115c091169_00101_1bLHSzhpEMu_600x450.

 

 

We did have a good laugh though. She told me about some guy in Texas she had on the hook for some serious bucks.

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There are three problems with this:

 

  1 - Hxtr made it up so he could brag about his conquests

 

  2 - The nimrod actually believes what he wrote

 

   3 - Right now he is in the bathroom ...........

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There are three problems with this:

 

  1 - Hxtr made it up so he could brag about his conquests

 

  2 - The nimrod actually believes what he wrote

 

   3 - Right now he is in the bathroom ...........

 

The only way you would know if number 3 is true is if you were in there with him lending a helping "hand".

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The only way you would know if number 3 is true is if you were in there with him lending a helping "hand".

 

you have much experience with giving "helping hands" to your fiends?

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you have much experience with giving "helping hands" to your fiends?

 

Yes, but usually it involves filling their lube bottles with Wasabi sauce.

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Yes, but usually it involves filling their lube bottles with Wasabi sauce.

 

Kinda sounds like shooting yourself in the foot though, right?

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Kinda sounds like shooting yourself in the foot though, right?

 

That's probably about what it feels like. :lol: 

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You know HXTR your best girlfriend is always with you and she has five sisters that also like you. So always remember to treat Palm and her five sister well and she will never cheat on you.  PS. a little lotion every now then helps and always remember to wipe when done otherwise things can get sticky.

I hear you ears... and I have twins. I learned to use my left hand.

 

That bitch, she sent me the same email. I logged on to talk to her and took a screen shot. Funny, I don't remember meeting her before.

 

53d115c091169_00101_1bLHSzhpEMu_600x450.

 

 

We did have a good laugh though. She told me about some guy in Texas she had on the hook for some serious bucks.

I would so hit that. Her shit does not stink. 

 

There are three problems with this:

 

  1 - Hxtr made it up so he could brag about his conquests

 

  2 - The nimrod actually believes what he wrote

 

   3 - Right now he is in the bathroom ...........

Im coming out of bathroom finally. Please except me for who I am. 

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HXTRS girlfriends watch out there sticky 53d14ca2d6d28_sockpuppets.jpg

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I had to stop reading.....couldn't get past the typos  :on2long:

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lol

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I had to stop reading.....couldn't get past the typos  :on2long:

Well don't expect me to proof read her email. hahaha

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Gah hxtr, you mean you are cheating on your long time girlfriends of Rosy Palmer and her five sisters.  How dare you.   lol

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I consider it new opportunities. Plus they get to join me every time.. so more like group sex.

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