hxtr Posted April 27, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted April 27, 2015 I'm so old the only thing I can eat is what the nurse chews up for me. TBB and BigPapaDean 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyDos Posted April 27, 2015 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2015 My wife is so old that the tattoo of a rose she had on her breast turned into a hanging basket.(NOT EXACTLY AS SHOWN) Ha Ha . little_old_man, HellKid, TBB and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nisty* Posted April 27, 2015 Member ID: 21058 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 220 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2494 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2778 Achievement Points: 20963 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 04/25/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 18, 2021 Birthday: 03/07/1987 Share Posted April 27, 2015 I'm so old that I think that grandma looks good! Noears711XI, TBB and hxtr 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted April 27, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted April 27, 2015 I'm so old that I think that grandma looks good! you stole my punchline... but way funnier coming from you. hhahahaha Dos she is HOT!!!!!!!!!! Noears711XI 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyx Posted April 27, 2015 Member ID: 7547 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 16 Topic Count: 11 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 714 Content Per Day: 0.18 Reputation: 621 Achievement Points: 5030 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/24/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 4, 2020 Birthday: 07/10/1984 Share Posted April 27, 2015 I'm so old.........wait I forgot what I was going to say hxtr and TBB 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted April 27, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18101 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20116 Achievement Points: 132635 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted April 27, 2015 @@Mule is so old the word ass was invented to give him a last name Mule, hxtr and JohnnyDos 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted April 27, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18101 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20116 Achievement Points: 132635 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted April 27, 2015 @@Joe Canadian is so old he was drinking moose piss before Canada declared it the national beverage Joe Canadian and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted April 27, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18101 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20116 Achievement Points: 132635 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted April 27, 2015 @@loaderXI is so old he invented the word "nade" hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted April 27, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18101 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20116 Achievement Points: 132635 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted April 27, 2015 @@7toes_ky and @@Noears711XI are sold old they invented the word disabled to describe them Noears711XI and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted April 27, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18101 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20116 Achievement Points: 132635 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted April 27, 2015 @@BUDMAN is so old god invented the phrase FU to greet him BUDMAN and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted April 27, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18101 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20116 Achievement Points: 132635 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted April 27, 2015 My wife is so old that the tattoo of a rose she had on her breast turned into a hanging basket.(NOT EXACTLY AS SHOWN) Ha Ha . @@JohnnyDos is so old he thinks she is hot! HellKid and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted April 27, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18101 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20116 Achievement Points: 132635 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 7 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted April 27, 2015 I'm so old I went to scratch my balls but they sagged so much I can't reach them! @@BigPapaDean is so old he can't reach his balls cause they weren't invented when he was born hxtr and BigPapaDean 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
loaderXI Posted April 27, 2015 Member ID: 252 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 71 Topic Count: 392 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 6417 Content Per Day: 1.20 Reputation: 6494 Achievement Points: 54334 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 30 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 03/22/1965 Device: Windows Share Posted April 27, 2015 nade in the mirror is edan ..... now a message from our sponsors If I was your lollypop what flavor would you have me be FU TBB =Turkey Basting Bastard little_old_man, TBB, BUDMAN and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted April 27, 2015 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2015 NO.But Hxtr in a few posts above told me that he thinks that she is.But hey when you look like Hxtr what do you expect? HellKid, BigPapaDean, hxtr and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nisty* Posted April 27, 2015 Member ID: 21058 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 220 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2494 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2778 Achievement Points: 20963 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 04/25/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 18, 2021 Birthday: 03/07/1987 Share Posted April 27, 2015 @@TBB is so old that he has to sit on a bike and pedal for electricity to go to his pc. BigPapaDean, TBB, HellKid and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Nisty* Posted April 27, 2015 Member ID: 21058 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 220 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2494 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2778 Achievement Points: 20963 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 04/25/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 18, 2021 Birthday: 03/07/1987 Share Posted April 27, 2015 (edited) @@loaderXI is so old he still wants to use a slinger to start his car. Edited April 27, 2015 by Nisty* HellKid, BigPapaDean, TBB and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BigPapaDean Posted April 27, 2015 Member ID: 1128 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 78 Topic Count: 1194 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 6513 Content Per Day: 1.26 Reputation: 4407 Achievement Points: 63330 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 02/13/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 20 hours ago Birthday: 10/21/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted April 27, 2015 @@TBB is so old that he has to sit on a bike and pedal for electricity to go to his pc. I thought he farted for that! TBB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted April 27, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted April 27, 2015 @@TBB is so old the word old wasn't invented yet. TBB and BigPapaDean 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nisty* Posted April 27, 2015 Member ID: 21058 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 220 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2494 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2778 Achievement Points: 20963 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 04/25/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 18, 2021 Birthday: 03/07/1987 Share Posted April 27, 2015 @@hxtr is so old that he prefers living in a cave, bang on his chest and yell ; oeehaaa fire I make! BigPapaDean, hxtr and TBB 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted April 27, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted April 27, 2015 hahahah @@Nisty* is so old she was the first Lesbian. Nisty*, BigPapaDean, Joe Canadian and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nisty* Posted April 27, 2015 Member ID: 21058 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 220 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2494 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2778 Achievement Points: 20963 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 04/25/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 18, 2021 Birthday: 03/07/1987 Share Posted April 27, 2015 @@Blackbart is so old that he is telling Jurassic Park movie people how the dinosaurs took a Shit. BigPapaDean, hxtr, TBB and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Nisty* Posted April 27, 2015 Member ID: 21058 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 220 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2494 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2778 Achievement Points: 20963 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 04/25/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 18, 2021 Birthday: 03/07/1987 Share Posted April 27, 2015 @@dadda2 is so old that President Roosevelt use to own him in jeu de boule. TBB, BigPapaDean, hxtr and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Nisty* Posted April 27, 2015 Member ID: 21058 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 220 Topic Count: 101 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 2494 Content Per Day: 0.68 Reputation: 2778 Achievement Points: 20963 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 14 Joined: 04/25/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 18, 2021 Birthday: 03/07/1987 Share Posted April 27, 2015 I am so old that I need to have a 30 min break every time I did one step from the ikea furniture handbook. TBB, BigPapaDean, HellKid and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted April 27, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted April 27, 2015 I am so old I literately put a plate of food in the microwave but forgot the food.I so old microwave was a very small wave they did during a parade. HellKid and BigPapaDean 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbart Posted April 27, 2015 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.12 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Share Posted April 27, 2015 @@TBB is so old he swam in the Primordial Sea... hxtr, TBB, Noears711XI and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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