Dogg Posted July 30, 2015 Member ID: 3781 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 204 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 622 Achievement Points: 2970 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 9 Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted July 30, 2015 Congress gets kidnappedA driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC.Nothing was moving.Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?""Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire.We are going from car to car, collecting donations.""How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.The man replies, "Roughly a gallon." Sammy, BUDMAN, TBB and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted July 30, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted July 30, 2015 Congress gets kidnappedA driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC.Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations." "How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks. The man replies, "Roughly a gallon." hahahahahahhahahahhahaaha hahahaahha ahahahahahhahhaha lolololololo ajajajajjajaahahahahhahahahajjajajajajajjjahahahahahhahah lol olol lol olo l ol ol l hahahahahahahah a aheheehehehehehehheheh ahahhha guuguguguuffufufufufjjfhfhfhhhahahahhahhhahahhahaha Ill provide the matches. BigPapaDean 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunder Posted July 30, 2015 Member ID: 3822 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 22 Topic Count: 27 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 242 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 276 Achievement Points: 3027 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/20/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 9, 2023 Device: Android Share Posted July 30, 2015 I've got 2 gallons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted July 31, 2015 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18101 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20115 Achievement Points: 132632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted July 31, 2015 ROFLMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Spartacus Posted July 31, 2015 Member ID: 1387 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 2485 Achievement Points: 19552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 4 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted July 31, 2015 Congress Is Nothing More Than The WWE.... It's a Tag-Team Fuck-Fest! The BTU's From Their Burning Carcasses would serve best to Heat Wash D.C. in the Wintertime.... L!ckALotAPus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Cylon Posted July 31, 2015 Member ID: 2447 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 13 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 306 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 226 Achievement Points: 2172 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/01/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 20, 2023 Birthday: 09/07/1993 Device: Windows Share Posted July 31, 2015 Man, I will give them my whole car if you video tape them getting run over with it xD L!ckALotAPus and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WarDragonXI Posted August 4, 2015 Member ID: 257 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 280 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 45 Achievement Points: 1673 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2023 Birthday: 10/02/1950 Device: Android Share Posted August 4, 2015 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted August 4, 2015 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.08 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted August 4, 2015 I dont care who you are. Thats funny. JohnnyDos and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BUDMAN Posted August 4, 2015 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 135 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6932 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4481 Achievement Points: 58136 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 46 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted August 4, 2015 Nice one ... funny stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
L!ckALotAPus Posted August 5, 2015 Member ID: 21216 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1695 Content Per Day: 0.48 Reputation: 1732 Achievement Points: 15803 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/15/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Birthday: 02/09/1966 Share Posted August 5, 2015 lol fucking toaster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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