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An old Irish farmer’s dog goes missing and he’s inconsolable. His wife says “Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?”
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.  

“What did you put in the paper?” his wife asks.

 

“Here boy” he replies.

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Hehahehehaheehheeheahahahhwe!!

 

After I read the first joke, I was laughing.  I saw that there was a second joke, and was prepared to be disappointed because the first joke was so good.

 

I read the second joke and laughed even harder.

 

Hehaehehahaehahehe!!

 

Very good.  Not that I'm a judge or anything, but when I scrolled down to the bottom, I had to scroll back up to the first two jokes to start laughing again.

 

Just sayin'.  Love you guys, in that, you know, not-that-kinda-way, and you definitely, >XI< ladies, in that kinda way.  Ayaq 

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Okay, I read the third and fourth posts, again, and stared laughing again.  Those are funny, too.  Thanks for the posts, guys.  Ayaq

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A good Irish man, John O’Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters club. One evening they were hitting the Guinness Stout and having a contest at who could make the best toast. John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the best toast of the night.” She said, “Aye, what was your toast?” John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life Sitting in church beside me wife.” “Oh that is very nice indeed, John!”, Mary said.

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She said, “Aye and I was a bit surprised meself! You know, he’s only been there twice! Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come!”

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568306946b800_irishsunglassesdemotivatio

 

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Irish man asks: So how long do Turkeys last in the freezer over xmass?

Man replys: Well, weeks and months would be fine, i'm pretty sure.

Irish man: Well I put mine in last night and it was dead this morning!

 

BTW i am 1/2 irish and 1/2 scot and i think this entire page is hallarious! :D

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My Mom Is 50% Irish, 25% Welsh, 25% German...

 

What is an Irish SEVEN Course Meal?

 

A SIX Pack and a Potato!

 

:cool:

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My local Irish Pub Coleman's Corner

 

Four Course Irish Dinner:

Three draft beers and an

order of Coleman’s fries 15.99

 


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you know where the Irish go for vacation... another bar :cheers:

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you know where the Irish go for vacation... another bar :cheers:

Classic Budman. hahahhahahaha

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Q) What Do you Call an Irishman that does nothing but sit around on the Back porch, never says

anything, never bothers anybody, and is always ready for anybody to just sit around with?

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A) Patty-O-Furniture  :whistle:

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