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Why does sex have to be so hard? Why can't I just walk up to one of my friends and be like, "hey, we trust each other and I've got a lot of tension I need to work out, so please take off your clothes and touch me. Later we can go for pizza because we are friends and I like pizza"

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Those are what is known as fuck buddies. I suppose there are some here that would be interested in phone sex. You could ask around. :devil:

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janey is awesome-

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girl do not try that with hxtr! you may need more than pizza after!

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Sex and hard in the same sentence.......Giggity!

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Get ur self a Tinder account and u can fuck all day.  :dizzy:

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 I thing you need a BOB

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trust me from experience that's the worst thing to do. Lost a really good friend that way.

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sex is indded hard. when i was at home, i was asked for it occasionally, and all i said was, i cant reach from the front room, which is where i slept due to snoring :P

sex with friends can be good, or bad, no middle line.

can you not take a girlfriend out to a bar, and pick some totty up? could do a 3some for safetys sake?

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As others said, sex with a friend can be good or bad.  I wouldn't pick someone who has been a friend for a bit cause it may end the friendship when the sex is over.  Eventually one of you will move on. 

 

My advice: toys and always have that one guy to abuse :)   and work on not being shy, just get to where you can ask a fella, hey lets go back to my place....enjoy some pizza as u said earlier  lol  ;)          

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my wife was a pure machine she tried to kill me on the honey moon, 17 times in 24 hrs  FULL BOOM! that was when I did not know that it could hurt me ;)

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girl do not try that with hxtr! you may need more than pizza after!

Yes probably Penicillin lol

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Yes probably Penicillin lol

 

 

or you're going to switch sides

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Just in case. Be sure to practice safe sex.

 

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What the hell. COD5 is better than sexxxxxxx.

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Because you got one hand on your junk and the other is clicking the mouse.

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I'm in! And for pizza after ;)

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Those are what is known as fuck buddies. I suppose there are some here that would be interested in phone sex. You could ask around. :devil:

 

no thank you, but it's kind of you to offer...lol

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Guys, it was a joke... kind of

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@@Dukoo is right. Tinder ftw :D

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The guys in Xi take sex very seriously . Weather it is with there wife's,girlfriends,friends,sister, mother or grandmother.

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Especially since a few of those are highly illegal.

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The guys in Xi take sex very seriously . Weather it is with there wife's,girlfriends,friends,sister, mother or grandmother.

 

Edd, you forgot dead ex girlfriend saved in the wardrobe for "a rainy day".

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Edd, you forgot dead ex girlfriend saved in the wardrobe for "a rainy day".

ok that was sick.

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