Janey Posted October 9, 2015 Member ID: 434 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 58 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1289 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 1448 Achievement Points: 12930 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 12:54 AM Device: Windows Share Posted October 9, 2015 Why does sex have to be so hard? Why can't I just walk up to one of my friends and be like, "hey, we trust each other and I've got a lot of tension I need to work out, so please take off your clothes and touch me. Later we can go for pizza because we are friends and I like pizza" ANGU5, eidolonFIRE, LOCO and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted October 9, 2015 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.08 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted October 9, 2015 Those are what is known as fuck buddies. I suppose there are some here that would be interested in phone sex. You could ask around. Mule, Damage_inc- and Burt(XI) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
eidolonFIRE Posted October 9, 2015 Member ID: 2759 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 17 Topic Count: 199 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 3496 Content Per Day: 0.76 Reputation: 3021 Achievement Points: 26464 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/22/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 16, 2017 Birthday: 07/27/1990 Share Posted October 9, 2015 https://xkcd.com/592/ Trailrtrash, Stringer, Damage_inc- and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damage_inc- Posted October 9, 2015 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.37 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted October 9, 2015 janey is awesome- Janey and 1lost1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
L!ckALotAPus Posted October 10, 2015 Member ID: 21216 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1695 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 1732 Achievement Points: 15803 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/15/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Birthday: 02/09/1966 Share Posted October 10, 2015 girl do not try that with hxtr! you may need more than pizza after! coolmd, Icequeen, Trailrtrash and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icequeen Posted October 10, 2015 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6093 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 7989 Achievement Points: 51431 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 54 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Share Posted October 10, 2015 Sex and hard in the same sentence.......Giggity! Janey, Stringer, L!ckALotAPus and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Dukoo Posted October 10, 2015 Member ID: 2527 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 65 Topic Count: 222 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1945 Content Per Day: 0.41 Reputation: 2017 Achievement Points: 16150 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 05/27/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 4 Birthday: 02/27/1981 Device: Windows Share Posted October 10, 2015 Get ur self a Tinder account and u can fuck all day. JAYsus_NL and TheCheeseyCrusader 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwrcrzy52 Posted October 10, 2015 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.62 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 01:36 PM Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted October 10, 2015 I thing you need a BOB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Freelancer Posted October 10, 2015 Member ID: 20967 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 2 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 56 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 41 Achievement Points: 348 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/13/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: June 28, 2020 Birthday: 01/08/1986 Share Posted October 10, 2015 trust me from experience that's the worst thing to do. Lost a really good friend that way. Stringer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Bazza Posted October 10, 2015 Member ID: 340 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 26 Topic Count: 75 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1078 Content Per Day: 0.20 Reputation: 391 Achievement Points: 6669 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/10/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 3 Birthday: 06/21/1971 Device: Android Share Posted October 10, 2015 sex is indded hard. when i was at home, i was asked for it occasionally, and all i said was, i cant reach from the front room, which is where i slept due to snoring sex with friends can be good, or bad, no middle line. can you not take a girlfriend out to a bar, and pick some totty up? could do a 3some for safetys sake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Angel Posted October 10, 2015 Member ID: 46 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 104 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 4316 Content Per Day: 0.81 Reputation: 2955 Achievement Points: 34774 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 11 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 18, 2021 Share Posted October 10, 2015 (edited) As others said, sex with a friend can be good or bad. I wouldn't pick someone who has been a friend for a bit cause it may end the friendship when the sex is over. Eventually one of you will move on. My advice: toys and always have that one guy to abuse and work on not being shy, just get to where you can ask a fella, hey lets go back to my place....enjoy some pizza as u said earlier lol Edited October 10, 2015 by Angel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L!ckALotAPus Posted October 12, 2015 Member ID: 21216 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1695 Content Per Day: 0.47 Reputation: 1732 Achievement Points: 15803 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/15/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Birthday: 02/09/1966 Share Posted October 12, 2015 my wife was a pure machine she tried to kill me on the honey moon, 17 times in 24 hrs FULL BOOM! that was when I did not know that it could hurt me Trailrtrash 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingStinger! Posted October 12, 2015 Member ID: 2465 Group: +++ Minecraft Head Admin Followers: 30 Topic Count: 170 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1818 Content Per Day: 0.38 Reputation: 1937 Achievement Points: 14559 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 05/06/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 29 Birthday: 04/17/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted October 12, 2015 girl do not try that with hxtr! you may need more than pizza after! Yes probably Penicillin lol LandShark, L!ckALotAPus, Cpt.TennealXI and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Trailrtrash Posted October 12, 2015 Member ID: 367 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 36 Topic Count: 22 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1177 Content Per Day: 0.22 Reputation: 1265 Achievement Points: 10097 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/13/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 26 Birthday: 07/20/1964 Device: Windows Share Posted October 12, 2015 Yes probably Penicillin lol or you're going to switch sides Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted October 12, 2015 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.08 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted October 12, 2015 Just in case. Be sure to practice safe sex. L!ckALotAPus, hxtr and Trailrtrash 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
rookido Posted October 29, 2015 Member ID: 5785 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 8 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 172 Content Per Day: 0.04 Reputation: 74 Achievement Points: 1098 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/27/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 19 Birthday: 01/01/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted October 29, 2015 What the hell. COD5 is better than sexxxxxxx. hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted October 29, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted October 29, 2015 Because you got one hand on your junk and the other is clicking the mouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 30, 2015 Member ID: 1357 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 65 Topic Count: 181 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 2285 Content Per Day: 0.45 Reputation: 1724 Achievement Points: 16566 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 04/21/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 09/11/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted October 30, 2015 I'm in! And for pizza after hxtr and L!ckALotAPus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Janey Posted October 30, 2015 Member ID: 434 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 58 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1289 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 1448 Achievement Points: 12930 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 12:54 AM Device: Windows Author Share Posted October 30, 2015 Those are what is known as fuck buddies. I suppose there are some here that would be interested in phone sex. You could ask around. no thank you, but it's kind of you to offer...lol L!ckALotAPus and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Janey Posted October 30, 2015 Member ID: 434 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 58 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1289 Content Per Day: 0.24 Reputation: 1448 Achievement Points: 12930 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 09/17/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Sunday at 12:54 AM Device: Windows Author Share Posted October 30, 2015 Guys, it was a joke... kind of L!ckALotAPus and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TheCheeseyCrusader Posted October 30, 2015 Member ID: 88 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 248 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3484 Content Per Day: 0.65 Reputation: 1843 Achievement Points: 22909 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 11/13/1991 Device: Windows Share Posted October 30, 2015 @@Dukoo is right. Tinder ftw Dukoo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
EDD THE DUCK Posted October 30, 2015 Member ID: 375 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 92 Topic Count: 385 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 4065 Content Per Day: 0.76 Reputation: 7844 Achievement Points: 37160 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 45 Joined: 09/13/09 Status: Online Last Seen: 4 minutes ago Birthday: 06/01/1970 Device: iPhone Share Posted October 30, 2015 The guys in Xi take sex very seriously . Weather it is with there wife's,girlfriends,friends,sister, mother or grandmother. hxtr, Trailrtrash and TBB 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted October 30, 2015 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.08 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted October 30, 2015 Especially since a few of those are highly illegal. TBB and Trailrtrash 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sgt_Hindsight Posted October 30, 2015 Member ID: 22516 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 10 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 88 Content Per Day: 0.03 Reputation: 83 Achievement Points: 646 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/05/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 15 Birthday: 04/22/1980 Device: Windows Share Posted October 30, 2015 The guys in Xi take sex very seriously . Weather it is with there wife's,girlfriends,friends,sister, mother or grandmother. Edd, you forgot dead ex girlfriend saved in the wardrobe for "a rainy day". Janey, TBB, EDD THE DUCK and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted October 30, 2015 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted October 30, 2015 Edd, you forgot dead ex girlfriend saved in the wardrobe for "a rainy day". ok that was sick. L!ckALotAPus and Sgt_Hindsight 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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