greywolf2 Posted May 11, 2010 Member ID: 35 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 44 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4812 Content Per Day: 0.90 Reputation: 420 Achievement Points: 28063 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2010 A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies. The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when you father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years". "I remember that too", she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SGTDANKO Posted May 11, 2010 Member ID: 3214 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 27 Topic Count: 206 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 2362 Content Per Day: 0.53 Reputation: 50 Achievement Points: 14004 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/21/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 4, 2015 Birthday: 06/23/1981 Share Posted May 11, 2010 lmao nice one grey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultrex Posted May 11, 2010 Member ID: 141 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 2 Topic Count: 2 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 14 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 0 Achievement Points: 94 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 13 Device: Macintosh Share Posted May 11, 2010 That is just to funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbart Posted May 11, 2010 Member ID: 51 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 51 Topic Count: 342 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 5974 Content Per Day: 1.12 Reputation: 3766 Achievement Points: 45818 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 27, 2021 Birthday: 06/26/1949 Share Posted May 11, 2010 That's to funny and coincedental since today is our 32nd anniversary...We are both alittle under the weather so will celebrate in a day or two... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Ruggerxi Posted May 11, 2010 Member ID: 6 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 184 Topic Count: 2827 Topics Per Day: 0.53 Content Count: 11822 Content Per Day: 2.22 Reputation: 12854 Achievement Points: 106279 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 123 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 02:03 AM Birthday: 08/25/1976 Device: iPhone Share Posted May 11, 2010 Congrats Bart! Man 32 years, that is a long time, you dont hear about marriages lasting tha long these days. Have a great time when you go out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
greywolf2 Posted May 11, 2010 Member ID: 35 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 44 Topic Count: 345 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 4812 Content Per Day: 0.90 Reputation: 420 Achievement Points: 28063 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 11, 2020 Author Share Posted May 11, 2010 Blackbart That's to funny and coincedental since today is our 32nd anniversary...We are both alittle under the weather so will celebrate in a day or two... Congrats blackbart!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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