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http://thevalleyreport.com/2015/09/01/woman-arrested-for-stinking-up-bathroom-and-closing-down-restaurant-2/

 

Woman arrested for stinking up bathroom and closing down restaurant

DAVE WEASEL

CEDAR RAPIDS, IA – Police and fire-paramedics were called to a restaurant when it had to close its doors early on Tuesday evening after a woman spent 45 minutes in the bathroom causing ‘unbearable, inhuman stench’.

The 34 year old woman kicked open the restaurant doors, shouting “out of the way, I’m prairie-dogging!” and ran through the dining area, which was at capacity.

“We were so crowded, people were waiting up to two hours for a table,” says the hostess. “In comes this crazy woman, already smelling like she dumped her pants, running towards the bathroom.”

One customer adds, “I couldn’t breathe. I knew she was in there blasting fudge monkeys, but the smell was toxic. I had to take my son to the hospital, they thought he was exposed to sulphur. This woman is a monster, human beings are not capable of something so foul.”

The first responding firefighters had to go in with oxygen tanks. “Never in my 30 years on the job have I seen anything so rancid,” states the Fire Chief. “It was dangerous sending my guys in there, but we had to rescue the 200+ people trapped and unable to move. These men are heroes.”

The woman was arrested for domestic terrorism and held on $4 000 000 bail.

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OMG if I had not just read that I would never believed it. hahahaha

She should of had some of this. 
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no fucking way some women dipstick yelled I’m prairie-dogging!

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What the Hell did she eat to cause such a stench?

Hxtr's Chili?

 

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that is hxtr's chili she let fly! nice ;)

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It has to be Chile's recipe that I cooked that messed her up.

That cheerleaders pics is just freaking discussing. i wonder if anyone stuck around to catch her. 

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All I can say is, WOW!!! My guess hxtr is no they didn't catch her!! So nasty!!!

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It has to be Chile's recipe that I cooked that messed her up.

 

That cheerleaders pics is just freaking discussing. i wonder if anyone stuck around to catch her. 

 

 

I Love The Expression on the faces of the Two Cheerleaders on the Right!!!!

:evil:

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I Love The Expression on the faces of the Two Cheerleaders on the Right!!!!

:evil:

They for sure were not sticking around. lol

 

That was a shitty performance. 

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