JohnnyDos Posted April 16, 2016 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2016 My Goal for 2016 was: To lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go. I ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & Tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomatosauce. And cheese. OK, OK, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza. How to prepare Tofu:1. Throw it in the trash.2. Grill some Meat. Just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web. Don't mean to brag but......I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes. Recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight livelonger than men who mention it. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpetto change the TV channel. Senility has been a smooth transition for me. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school?Me Neither. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented....I forgot where I was going with this. I love being older. I learn something new every day.......and forget 5 others. A thief broke into my house last night......He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a Day. PS: Sunday, March 13, 2016 was the start Of Daylight Savings Time. Did You forget to set your bathroom scale back 10 pounds on Saturday Night? Damage_inc-, ldoz, Labob and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarDragonXI Posted April 16, 2016 Member ID: 257 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 19 Topic Count: 13 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 280 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 45 Achievement Points: 1673 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 27, 2023 Birthday: 10/02/1950 Device: Android Share Posted April 16, 2016 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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Hogan Posted April 17, 2016 Member ID: 249 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 36 Topic Count: 9 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 429 Content Per Day: 0.08 Reputation: 155 Achievement Points: 7397 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 09/05/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 18 hours ago Birthday: 01/30/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted April 17, 2016 (edited) im with you johnny Edited April 17, 2016 by Hogan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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