JohnnyDos Posted June 12, 2016 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2016 There are 7 kinds of sexResearch shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens whenyou first meet someone, and you have sex until you are blue in the face.The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have beenwith your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sexanywhere, even in the kitchen.The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been withyour partner for a long time. You still have sex – occasionally - and if you do, you only have it in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been withyour partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say'F*** you.' The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * Which means you get Nun inthe morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand yourwife / husband any more. He / she takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.And; last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Pension Sex.You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself. HellTiger , TBB, Spartacus and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted June 12, 2016 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18101 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20115 Achievement Points: 132632 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted June 12, 2016 roflmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
HellTiger Posted June 12, 2016 Member ID: 23572 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 6 Topic Count: 336 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 1328 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 1646 Achievement Points: 12762 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 11/19/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 28, 2018 Birthday: 07/03/1990 Share Posted June 12, 2016 Where's the living room or couch sex? I like couches and beds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Magnus_1 Posted June 12, 2016 Member ID: 1410 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 38 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 522 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 451 Achievement Points: 3583 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 31 Birthday: 05/08/1953 Device: Windows Share Posted June 12, 2016 Funnnnnyyy ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Magnus_1 Posted June 12, 2016 Member ID: 1410 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 38 Topic Count: 24 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 522 Content Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 451 Achievement Points: 3583 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/12/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 31 Birthday: 05/08/1953 Device: Windows Share Posted June 12, 2016 What about bathroom sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted June 12, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted June 12, 2016 hahahaha good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diggydoc42 Posted June 16, 2016 Member ID: 23985 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 9 Topic Count: 12 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 189 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 103 Achievement Points: 1223 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/22/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 8, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LightHammer02 Posted June 17, 2016 Member ID: 22608 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 1 Topic Count: 39 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 410 Content Per Day: 0.13 Reputation: 263 Achievement Points: 6027 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/01/15 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 16, 2018 Birthday: 10/23/1983 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Married for almost 15 years... I can agree on most of these LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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