FestiveArt Posted September 1, 2016 Member ID: 24341 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 7 Topic Count: 7 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 27 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 17 Achievement Points: 237 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 04/06/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 12, 2020 Birthday: 04/26/1998 Share Posted September 1, 2016 When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, “I put a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.” In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In it were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there was such a box and with those contents. That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, “I’m so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?” Bill thought for a while and said, “I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again.” Hillary was shocked, but said, “Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I’m disappointed and saddened by your behavior; however, since you are addicted to sex I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem.” Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Hillary asked Bill, “So why do you have all that money in the box?” He answered, “Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center.” Sorry it's a bit long Aracefan, RadarLuv, bds1961 and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted September 1, 2016 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted September 1, 2016 I cant wait to celebrate their deaths. Bush daddy and Bush Jr as well. Bunch of evil fucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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