JohnnyDos Posted January 13, 2017 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2017 A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again." The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" Wait for it .. Wait for it .. The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits ... I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!” Wild Fire, Leadfinger, Sammy and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EDD THE DUCK Posted January 13, 2017 Member ID: 375 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 92 Topic Count: 384 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 4062 Content Per Day: 0.76 Reputation: 7838 Achievement Points: 37131 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 45 Joined: 09/13/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 28 minutes ago Birthday: 06/01/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted January 13, 2017 Nice one Johnny JohnnyDos and -cracken- 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sonovabich Posted January 13, 2017 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1534 Topics Per Day: 0.29 Content Count: 5020 Content Per Day: 0.94 Reputation: 5171 Achievement Points: 131490 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Device: Windows Share Posted January 13, 2017 Johnny that joke is older than you TBB, -cracken- , EDD THE DUCK and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyDos Posted January 13, 2017 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Author Share Posted January 13, 2017 Johnny that joke is older than you Oh Oh,I must be loosing it.Too much weed. Sonovabich, Leadfinger, TBB and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hxtr Posted January 13, 2017 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.19 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted January 13, 2017 Oh Oh,I must be loosing it.Too much weed. hhahahahaha JohnnyDos and -cracken- 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonovabich Posted January 14, 2017 Member ID: 82 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1534 Topics Per Day: 0.29 Content Count: 5020 Content Per Day: 0.94 Reputation: 5171 Achievement Points: 131490 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 116 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Device: Windows Share Posted January 14, 2017 Johnny it's so old that even Benny Hill was singing about it in 1970, listen to the song from 40 seconds to 55 seconds.....this was a number 1 hit over here by the way lol. JohnnyDos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammy Posted January 14, 2017 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.09 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted January 14, 2017 Well I didnt know it. Guess I just dont get around much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted January 14, 2017 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Author Share Posted January 14, 2017 I've seen that skit SOB,my father and I watched Benny Hill every time he was on TV.Hey I was already 19 in 1970.Wow where did the time go? Sonovabich 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusher Posted January 18, 2017 Member ID: 4598 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 27 Topic Count: 135 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 486 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 584 Achievement Points: 4770 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 01/01/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 01:14 AM Birthday: 01/28/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted January 18, 2017 That was a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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