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A guy walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.

A Marine answers...

Can I help you?

 

The guy asks if President Obama is here.

The Marine says, I'm sorry, he no longer lives here.

 

The guy walks off.

 

The next day, the same guy walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.

A Marine answers the door and asks, can I help you?

 

The guy asks, is President Obama is here?

The Marine says, I'm sorry, he no longer lives here.

The guy walks off.

 

 

This continues for a week.

 

The following Monday, the guy yet again walks up to the White House and knocks on the door.

The Marine answers, may I help you?

Yet again the guy asks Is President Obama here?

The Marine says, hey buddy! I told you every day for a week straight that President Obama no longer lives here. 

 

The guys says,

I know, I just love hearing the fact that he doesn't!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

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lol hahahahaha I get it. He will be in Trump tower. hahhahahahahhaaa

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Old joke told every 4 years at this time. Of course in 4 years it will be about Trump and whoever replaces him. Unless the democrats are completely brain dead and choose someone just as bad or worse.  After all, it will be their turn again to say 'boot them all out'. And so the merry go round continues.  :lol:

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Old joke told every 4 years at this time. Of course in 4 years it will be about Trump and whoever replaces him. Unless the democrats are completely brain dead and choose someone just as bad or worse.  After all, it will be their turn again to say 'boot them all out'. And so the merry go round continues.  :lol:

It would be funny if you could try to be funny. 

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Wasnt meant to be funny.

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Wasnt meant to be funny.

You are never funny......  I was only hoping you Rabbit fucker could see past your own dick.

 

Just know my thoughts are war with the like of you. 

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I will not stop. 
 

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Wrong!!!!

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