tsw 8.5 Posted February 7, 2017 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 143 Topic Count: 512 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17076 Content Per Day: 3.26 Reputation: 42059 Achievement Points: 148497 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 676 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted February 7, 2017 A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor.'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!'The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: 'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.''The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago.''And what about the third rose ?' she asked.'That's from a man upstairs in the burns unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears. bds1961, Icequeen, Blackbart and 15 others 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted February 7, 2017 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 143 Topic Count: 512 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17076 Content Per Day: 3.26 Reputation: 42059 Achievement Points: 148497 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 676 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Author Share Posted February 7, 2017 OMG LMAO hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
iboomboom Posted February 7, 2017 Member ID: 20343 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 203 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3381 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 3019 Achievement Points: 30033 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/11/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 07/01/1983 Device: Windows Share Posted February 7, 2017 OMG LMAO LMAO your own post? PainKiller, tsw 8.5, Unchileno and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
tsw 8.5 Posted February 8, 2017 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 143 Topic Count: 512 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17076 Content Per Day: 3.26 Reputation: 42059 Achievement Points: 148497 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 676 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 9 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Author Share Posted February 8, 2017 LMAO your own post? I Am a true idiot .but that shit was funny .. Dirk Diggler, hxtr, deerejon and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted February 8, 2017 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.08 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted February 8, 2017 Must have been some pretty big lips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted February 8, 2017 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted February 8, 2017 LMAO your own post? damn who are you standing next to? She is hot!!!! This is funny shit tsw!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iboomboom Posted February 8, 2017 Member ID: 20343 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 203 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 3381 Content Per Day: 0.88 Reputation: 3019 Achievement Points: 30033 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/11/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 07/01/1983 Device: Windows Share Posted February 8, 2017 damn who are you standing next to? She is hot!!!! This is funny shit tsw!!!! mmmm my wife. Icequeen and hxtr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
hxtr Posted February 8, 2017 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.17 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted February 8, 2017 mmmm my wife. She is a lucky woman. iboomboom and Icequeen 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NGCrewDawg Posted February 8, 2017 Member ID: 21068 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 20 Topic Count: 4 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 86 Content Per Day: 0.02 Reputation: 67 Achievement Points: 679 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/01/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 11:12 PM Birthday: 12/25/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted February 8, 2017 LOL...... Good one.... I'm just trying to imagine those ears..... TBB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Unchileno Posted February 8, 2017 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 109 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 8133 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 6747 Achievement Points: 61498 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 15 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Share Posted February 8, 2017 She is a lucky woman. Lucky? You ever game with Boom? All that was left man I assumed..Poor woman.. hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
dadda2 Posted February 8, 2017 Member ID: 1566 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1152 Topics Per Day: 0.23 Content Count: 7674 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 4167 Achievement Points: 68081 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 8 Joined: 07/11/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mule Posted February 8, 2017 Member ID: 390 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 410 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 4251 Content Per Day: 0.80 Reputation: 3050 Achievement Points: 35625 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 12:46 AM Birthday: 05/08/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted February 8, 2017 I ate a girl like that one time I called it Mothra if anyone knows about Godzilla movies! HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaW! deerejon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Icequeen Posted February 8, 2017 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6094 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 7990 Achievement Points: 51444 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 54 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Share Posted February 8, 2017 Omg......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted February 8, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18130 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20144 Achievement Points: 132861 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 35 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted February 8, 2017 Here's where the ears wound up Icequeen and Mule 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Unchileno Posted February 8, 2017 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 109 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 8133 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 6747 Achievement Points: 61498 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 15 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Share Posted February 8, 2017 @@TBB surprised you did not put that picture of Hxrt. Fail!! hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted February 8, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 265 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18130 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20144 Achievement Points: 132861 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 35 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted February 8, 2017 @@TBB surprised you did not put that picture of Hxrt. Fail!! That would be toooooooooooooooooo fugly hxtr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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