JohnnyNashville Posted May 5, 2017 Member ID: 25938 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 21 Topic Count: 343 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 1493 Content Per Day: 0.60 Reputation: 284 Achievement Points: 13299 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 05/17/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 25, 2022 Birthday: 08/08/1961 Share Posted May 5, 2017 In Las Vegas for work...staying on the 37th floor of the Four Seasons. Long hard day of travel and work...first thing I do is strip off my dirty cloths and start unpacking, setting up laptop, pouring a drink and relax.... Life is good until there is a knock on the door...Las Vegas finest is there saying they have complaints from people on the street seeing my naked...I apologized and explained I thought it was "one way glass" and there response was "No"...then I asked for a ticket and they said this would be just a warning...but I insisted on a valid ticket. Why one officer inquired...I said I wanted proof that my "Hoo Hoo" could be seen from the ground on the 37th floor... Still no ticket.... D: johnny FUNky, Damage_inc-, TBB and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobMc Posted May 5, 2017 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.17 Reputation: 9113 Achievement Points: 63247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted May 5, 2017 I've heard rumours from girls that your 'Hoo Hoo' couldn't be seen from the other side of the bed - so don't worry lol! Joking apart what is worrying is that there are some people staring at these things on the 37th floor which must mean binoculars?? perverts! HarryWeezer and TBB 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hxtr Posted May 5, 2017 Member ID: 220 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 147 Topic Count: 595 Topics Per Day: 0.11 Content Count: 16950 Content Per Day: 3.19 Reputation: 13538 Achievement Points: 129713 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 120 Joined: 09/04/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 26, 2023 Birthday: 04/05/1970 Device: Windows Share Posted May 5, 2017 Was it Trump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Murda Posted May 5, 2017 Member ID: 5841 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 17 Topic Count: 54 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 608 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 699 Achievement Points: 4384 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/02/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 29, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2017 You should have said you have the right to face your accuser and they need to come up and positively ID your Hoo Hoo. AyaqGuyaq 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted May 5, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 261 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17977 Content Per Day: 3.46 Reputation: 19909 Achievement Points: 131729 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 251 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted May 5, 2017 9 hours ago, RobMc said: I've heard rumours from girls that your 'Hoo Hoo' couldn't be seen from the other side of the bed - so don't worry lol! Joking apart what is worrying is that there are some people staring at these things on the 37th floor which must mean binoculars?? perverts! What's wrong with using binoculars???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JOMAMA Posted May 5, 2017 Member ID: 3133 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 13 Topic Count: 3 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 21 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 8 Achievement Points: 189 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/15/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 16 Birthday: 09/15/1914 Device: Android Share Posted May 5, 2017 HOW THE HELL CAN ANYONE SEE 37 FLOORS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted May 5, 2017 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.17 Reputation: 9113 Achievement Points: 63247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted May 5, 2017 1 hour ago, TBB said: What's wrong with using binoculars???? ??? you walk along the street looking into hotel rooms with binoculars 37 floors up is not normal behaviour, Hxtr explain this to me please as if normal it might be worth buying shares in Zeiss? AyaqGuyaq 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOMAMA Posted May 5, 2017 Member ID: 3133 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 13 Topic Count: 3 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 21 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 8 Achievement Points: 189 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 01/15/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 16 Birthday: 09/15/1914 Device: Android Share Posted May 5, 2017 YOU SHOULD START WEARING A TIN FOIL HAT.....THAT WAY THEY CANT SEE YOUR THOUGHTS AS WELL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted May 5, 2017 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.75 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Johnny Knox, aka "@JNashvilleXI," maybe they were complaining about what you were doing with your "hoo-hoo" in plain view, while waving your bottle of Mrs. Jergen's lotion with the other hand. I don't know, just surmisin' . . . Lol. Ayaq RobMc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
RobMc Posted May 5, 2017 Member ID: 25355 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 31 Topic Count: 257 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 5785 Content Per Day: 2.17 Reputation: 9113 Achievement Points: 63247 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 132 Joined: 12/14/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 10 Birthday: 01/05/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted May 5, 2017 (edited) He doesn't do lotion, I heard he's 'freestyle'! Word on the street = 'you need at least 80x magnification to spot the Hoo Hoo' Police quote - 'We went guns drawn after the public reported what could have been a 44 Magnum in the room, luckily we only faced a Pee shooter, unloaded'. Edited May 5, 2017 by RobMc Damage_inc- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7Toes Posted May 5, 2017 Member ID: 87 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 57 Topic Count: 98 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 3789 Content Per Day: 0.71 Reputation: 3589 Achievement Points: 27249 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 18, 2022 Birthday: 04/02/1871 Share Posted May 5, 2017 AyaqGuyaq and Damage_inc- 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Streetcleaner Posted May 6, 2017 Member ID: 20996 Group: ** Registered Users Followers: 12 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1744 Content Per Day: 0.48 Reputation: 1519 Achievement Points: 15647 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 03/27/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 12:50 AM Device: Windows Share Posted May 6, 2017 What was the room number? because I'm going to stay in the same room !! I'll just put a (tube)sock on it...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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