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In Las Vegas for work...staying on the 37th floor of the Four Seasons. Long hard day of travel and work...first thing I do is strip off my dirty cloths and start unpacking, setting up laptop, pouring a drink and relax....

Life is good until there is a knock on the door...Las Vegas finest is there saying they have complaints from people on the street seeing my naked...I apologized and explained I thought it was "one way glass" and there response was "No"...then I asked for a ticket and they said this would be just a warning...but I insisted on a valid ticket. Why one officer inquired...I said I wanted proof that my "Hoo Hoo" could be seen from the ground on the 37th floor...

Still no ticket....

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I've heard rumours from girls that your 'Hoo Hoo' couldn't be seen from the other side of the bed - so don't worry lol! :devil: Joking apart what is worrying is that there are some people staring at these things on the 37th floor which must mean binoculars?? perverts!

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Was it Trump?

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You should have said you have the right to face your accuser and they need to come up and positively ID your Hoo Hoo.

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9 hours ago, RobMc said:

I've heard rumours from girls that your 'Hoo Hoo' couldn't be seen from the other side of the bed - so don't worry lol! :devil: Joking apart what is worrying is that there are some people staring at these things on the 37th floor which must mean binoculars?? perverts!

 

 

What's wrong with using binoculars????

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HOW THE HELL CAN ANYONE SEE 37 FLOORS? 

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1 hour ago, TBB said:

 

 

What's wrong with using binoculars????

??? you walk along the street looking into hotel rooms with binoculars 37 floors up is not normal behaviour, Hxtr explain this to me please as if normal it might be worth buying shares in Zeiss?

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YOU SHOULD START WEARING A TIN FOIL HAT.....THAT WAY THEY CANT SEE YOUR THOUGHTS AS WELL

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Johnny Knox, aka "@JNashvilleXI," maybe they were complaining about what you were doing with your "hoo-hoo" in plain view, while waving your bottle of Mrs. Jergen's lotion with the other hand.

I don't know, just surmisin' . . .

Lol.  Ayaq

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He doesn't do lotion, I heard he's 'freestyle'! :devil: Word on the street = 'you need at least 80x magnification to spot the Hoo Hoo'

 

Police quote - 'We went guns drawn after the public reported what could have been a 44 Magnum in the room, luckily we only faced a Pee shooter, unloaded'.

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What was the room number? because I'm going to stay in the same room !! I'll just put a (tube)sock on it......:guitar:

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