-PeteG- Posted May 8, 2017 Member ID: 24237 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 19 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 35 Achievement Points: 220 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ....and she's always sound asleep." TBB, Wild Fire and FearMe.Not 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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