-PeteG- Posted May 8, 2017 Member ID: 24237 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 6 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 19 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 35 Achievement Points: 220 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 03/13/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2017 (edited) A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices Johnny next door. Johnny is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. He is wearing a fireman's hat and has a dog tied to the wagon. The fireman says, "Hey little boy. What are you doing?" Johnny says, "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!" The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says. "Thanks mister", says Johnny. The fireman looks a little closer and notices that Johnny has tied the dog to the wagon by its testicles. "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster", says the fireman. Johnny replies, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!" Edited May 8, 2017 by -PeteG- JohnnyDos, FearMe.Not, bds1961 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyaqGuyaq Posted May 9, 2017 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted May 9, 2017 Hehahahaeahahehah!! Great one. Poor dog. Lol. Ayaq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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