WldPenguin Posted June 6, 2017 Member ID: 2995 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 181 Topic Count: 690 Topics Per Day: 0.15 Content Count: 4428 Content Per Day: 0.98 Reputation: 6770 Achievement Points: 48513 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 68 Joined: 11/17/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 14 hours ago Birthday: 02/13/1966 Device: Windows Share Posted June 6, 2017 A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies,"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What"s so special about it?" The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What"s it telling you now?" Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast." FearMe.Not, Stringer, BigPapaDean and 15 others 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Gatorgirl Posted June 6, 2017 Member ID: 2986 Group: ++++ Senior Admin Followers: 206 Topic Count: 384 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 6453 Content Per Day: 1.43 Reputation: 7140 Achievement Points: 50693 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/13/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 hours ago Birthday: 12/19/1967 Device: iPhone Share Posted June 6, 2017 Lol!Sent from my Pixel XL using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Stringer Posted June 6, 2017 Member ID: 22266 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 176 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1112 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 588 Achievement Points: 9330 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/30/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 25, 2018 Birthday: 07/24/1988 Share Posted June 6, 2017 HAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
BUDMAN Posted June 7, 2017 Member ID: 800 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 152 Topic Count: 134 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 6905 Content Per Day: 1.32 Reputation: 4439 Achievement Points: 57893 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 11/27/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 17 minutes ago Birthday: 05/29/1957 Device: Windows Share Posted June 7, 2017 Hey WP, what time u got... I think my watch is fast... Cooper, L!ckALotAPus, Mule and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Cooper Posted June 7, 2017 Member ID: 20909 Group: + COD4 Moderator Followers: 47 Topic Count: 18 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 217 Content Per Day: 0.06 Reputation: 197 Achievement Points: 2534 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 02/18/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 08:03 AM Birthday: 05/03/1957 Device: iPhone Share Posted June 7, 2017 My watch piece is right on time... WldPenguin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
L!ckALotAPus Posted June 7, 2017 Member ID: 21216 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 20 Topic Count: 33 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 1695 Content Per Day: 0.48 Reputation: 1732 Achievement Points: 15803 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/15/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Birthday: 02/09/1966 Share Posted June 7, 2017 <-----<<<<< says it all WP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRENCHI Posted June 7, 2017 Member ID: 1729 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 105 Topic Count: 279 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 7521 Content Per Day: 1.51 Reputation: 3632 Achievement Points: 49200 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 08/23/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 16, 2021 Birthday: 12/26/1969 Share Posted June 7, 2017 je ne porte pas de montre lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted June 7, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 261 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 17976 Content Per Day: 3.46 Reputation: 19904 Achievement Points: 131717 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 251 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted June 7, 2017 Where can I get one of those watches????? WldPenguin and FRENCHI 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
WarApe Posted June 7, 2017 Member ID: 637 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 1 Topic Count: 2 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 29 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 30 Achievement Points: 245 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/26/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 15, 2020 Birthday: 03/31/1974 Share Posted June 7, 2017 I made the mistake of thinking my watch was a dating tool once.. come to find out it was a TIME BOMB...! WldPenguin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
FUNky Posted June 7, 2017 Member ID: 25212 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 38 Topic Count: 43 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1449 Content Per Day: 0.54 Reputation: 2446 Achievement Points: 14728 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 10/31/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: May 6, 2021 Birthday: 07/13/1967 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Allison Posted June 7, 2017 Member ID: 20366 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 2 Topic Count: 5 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 40 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 28 Achievement Points: 297 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 10/18/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Tuesday at 04:31 AM Birthday: 12/22/1995 Device: Windows Share Posted June 7, 2017 Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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