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Second Affair


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There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. The couple decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

After months of trying, the wife finally got pregnant and sure enough, delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later.

The joyful father rushed into the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He went to his wife and told her there was no way he could be the father of that child.

"Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!" Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?"

The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time!"

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Saw that one coming.

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Sounds like she's going to make a great single mother

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Lol.

When his wife was told by her doctor that she was pregnant, she asked "Are you sure it's mine?"

I hate it when strange, yet-oddly-familiar-looking, kids run up to the me in the store yelling "Daddy!!"

When I was younger and faster, I used to just run away, but now, in order to get a little head start, I have to push 'em down, first . . .

Lol.

Just kidding?

Ayaq

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