Bastard of Muppets Posted June 24, 2017 Member ID: 26025 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 0 Topic Count: 1 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 1 Content Per Day: 0.00 Reputation: 4 Achievement Points: 19 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 06/13/17 Status: Offline Last Seen: August 12, 2019 Birthday: 01/21/1974 Share Posted June 24, 2017 (edited) Hi, I'm Fritz. I am Mostly Harmless. PS - I might also be called Bastard of Muppets, Obnoxious Bastard, Noisy, or Ratty. There's a story behind each one of these, but I'm old and I forgot most of them. I'm from Baltimore, Maryland, USA, but not by choice. That just happens to be where I was violently removed from my mother. I currently live in Satan's Urethra, Pennsylvania, USA, and I'm dying to get out. If anyone in Germany feels like sponsoring a 43 year old student, hit me up. I have cats; one of them is named Booger. I had a dog named Beavis, but he got sick and old and I don't want to talk about that anymore. I'm trying to get my wife some kind of sainthood, lord title, a medal, or something for putting up with my nonsense for 16 years. We have no kids because we ARE kids. My favorite topics of discussion are ME, MYSELF, balding guys named Fritz with cats, and history. I have an A.S. in Health and Physical Education. I'm still in school majoring in Sports Management (for now) which means I will probably be a barista or burger flipper when I grow up. Musically, if it's not Viking Metal or Rammstein, I don't want to hear it. PPS - Ask me anything. I have nothing to hide except bodies. Edited June 24, 2017 by Bastard of Muppets Spartacus, AyaqGuyaq, Stringer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stringer Posted June 24, 2017 Member ID: 22266 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 11 Topic Count: 176 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 1112 Content Per Day: 0.33 Reputation: 588 Achievement Points: 9330 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 12/30/14 Status: Offline Last Seen: July 25, 2018 Birthday: 07/24/1988 Share Posted June 24, 2017 hahahah. wow some of these are getting weird lol.. it took you long enough to sign up ;p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
FRENCHI Posted June 24, 2017 Member ID: 1729 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 105 Topic Count: 279 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 7521 Content Per Day: 1.51 Reputation: 3632 Achievement Points: 49200 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 08/23/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 16, 2021 Birthday: 12/26/1969 Share Posted June 24, 2017 bienvenue sur le forum AyaqGuyaq 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Spartacus Posted June 24, 2017 Member ID: 1387 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 30 Topic Count: 52 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 2540 Content Per Day: 0.50 Reputation: 2485 Achievement Points: 19552 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 05/02/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 4 Birthday: 06/05/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted June 24, 2017 Welcome Brother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LtLaszlo Posted June 24, 2017 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 186 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9137 Content Per Day: 1.71 Reputation: 24293 Achievement Points: 94142 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 314 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 16 hours ago Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted June 24, 2017 LOL! That must be the strangest intro I've seen....and I love it! So you probably are familiar Sabaton, one of my sons favorites! Welcome to the site and servers Fritz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted June 24, 2017 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Lol. Nice intro. Welcome to the >XI< forums. You sound crazy, but at least you spell good. Lol. And your diction is even gooder. Ayaq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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