tsw 8.5 Posted July 20, 2017 Member ID: 906 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 143 Topic Count: 512 Topics Per Day: 0.10 Content Count: 17065 Content Per Day: 3.26 Reputation: 42045 Achievement Points: 148428 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 675 Joined: 12/20/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 11/30/1960 Device: Windows Share Posted July 20, 2017 ZEN Teachings 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone. 2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any. 3. No one is listening to you, until you fart. 4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. 5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.. 6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments. 7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 8.. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it. 11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 12. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree. 13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. 14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment. 15. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works. 17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. 18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our butt .... then things just keep getting worse. 20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night AyaqGuyaq, TBB and RobMc 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
TBB Posted July 20, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18106 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20116 Achievement Points: 132690 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 50 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted July 20, 2017 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Lunkster Posted July 20, 2017 Member ID: 1374 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 60 Topic Count: 183 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1354 Content Per Day: 0.27 Reputation: 1726 Achievement Points: 10683 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 04/26/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 5 hours ago Birthday: 12/10/1971 Device: Windows Share Posted July 20, 2017 Here's another one... Teach a man to make fire, he'll be warm for a day... Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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