Dogg Posted July 26, 2017 Member ID: 3781 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 132 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 204 Content Per Day: 0.05 Reputation: 622 Achievement Points: 2970 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/09/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 9 Birthday: 02/12/1954 Device: Windows Share Posted July 26, 2017 The patientA male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure.A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath."Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other.Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says! Very slowly,"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely ... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?" bds1961, AyaqGuyaq, Liquid_poop and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sollisnexus Posted August 4, 2017 Member ID: 25283 Group: + Minecraft Moderator Followers: 0 Topic Count: 2 Topics Per Day: 0.00 Content Count: 32 Content Per Day: 0.01 Reputation: 5 Achievement Points: 195 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 11/22/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 20, 2023 Birthday: 10/01/1994 Device: Windows Share Posted August 4, 2017 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Crusher Posted August 4, 2017 Member ID: 4598 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 27 Topic Count: 135 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 486 Content Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 584 Achievement Points: 4770 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 6 Joined: 01/01/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: Saturday at 01:14 AM Birthday: 01/28/1972 Device: Windows Share Posted August 4, 2017 I have to say, that was funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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