JohnnyDos Posted July 27, 2017 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2017 A guy goes into Canada Post to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "OK, have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes", he says. "I was in Afghanistan for one tour." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes, a bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles." The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Disabled in your country's service! Well that qualifies for bonus points. So, looking at the regulations, you have already got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am” The guy is puzzled and asks, "if the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?" "Well, this is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that." spinpuppy, Spartacus, STARPICKET and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mule Posted July 27, 2017 Member ID: 390 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 32 Topic Count: 410 Topics Per Day: 0.08 Content Count: 4251 Content Per Day: 0.80 Reputation: 3050 Achievement Points: 35625 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 7 Joined: 09/14/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: February 20 Birthday: 05/08/1959 Device: Windows Share Posted July 27, 2017 LMAO @JohnnyDos IDIOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
LtLaszlo Posted July 27, 2017 Member ID: 151 Group: ++ COD2 Admin Followers: 62 Topic Count: 186 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 9137 Content Per Day: 1.71 Reputation: 24293 Achievement Points: 94145 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 314 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 12 hours ago Birthday: 05/17/1959 Device: Kindle Fire Share Posted July 27, 2017 wow, that's the start of my day every day!! LOL, Johnny! spinpuppy, TBB and AyaqGuyaq 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
spinpuppy Posted July 27, 2017 Member ID: 3682 Group: ++ COD5 Admin Followers: 56 Topic Count: 178 Topics Per Day: 0.04 Content Count: 1834 Content Per Day: 0.43 Reputation: 1747 Achievement Points: 14780 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 3 Joined: 08/27/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 11 Birthday: 01/12/1960 Device: Android Share Posted July 27, 2017 You kidding, that's my whole day !! TBB, JohnnyDos and AyaqGuyaq 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted July 27, 2017 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted July 27, 2017 Hehehhhhhhahaheheheha!!! You crazy bastiges. Ayaq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted July 27, 2017 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14876 Content Per Day: 2.78 Reputation: 7816 Achievement Points: 91012 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: Yesterday at 11:48 AM Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: Macintosh Share Posted July 27, 2017 Lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Unchileno Posted July 28, 2017 Member ID: 101 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 109 Topic Count: 764 Topics Per Day: 0.14 Content Count: 8133 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 6747 Achievement Points: 61498 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 13 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: March 15 Birthday: 01/23/1974 Device: iPhone Share Posted July 28, 2017 I am scratching right now. JohnnyDos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Labob Posted July 28, 2017 Member ID: 42 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 50 Topic Count: 338 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 8262 Content Per Day: 1.55 Reputation: 5970 Achievement Points: 53589 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 12 Joined: 09/01/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 2 hours ago Birthday: 01/30/1959 Device: Android Share Posted July 28, 2017 which one ya scratching ? The long one or short one. I'm having the coffee. Unchileno 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Predat0r Posted July 28, 2017 Member ID: 5777 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 85 Topic Count: 80 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 1479 Content Per Day: 0.36 Reputation: 1060 Achievement Points: 10812 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 1 Joined: 02/26/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: September 28, 2019 Birthday: 07/09/1981 Share Posted July 28, 2017 LMFAO good 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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