ReaPeR Posted September 2, 2017 Member ID: 3453 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 24 Topic Count: 64 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 668 Content Per Day: 0.15 Reputation: 833 Achievement Points: 5126 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 4 Joined: 05/19/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: October 30, 2021 Birthday: 04/22/1975 Share Posted September 2, 2017 So ... A husband gets in the shower , just as his wife is getting out , when the doorbell rings . The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs .... When she opens the door , there stands Bob , the next-door neighbor . Before she says a word , Bob says ," I'll give you $800.00 to drop that towel ..." After thinking for a moment , the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob . After a few seconds , Bob hands her $800.00 and leaves . The woman wraps back up in her towel and goes back upstairs . When she gets back to the bathroom , her husband asks , " Who was that , at the door ? " She says , " It was Bob , the next-door neighbor . " The husband replies , " Great ! Did he say anything about the $800.00 , he owes me ??? " AyaqGuyaq, Damage_inc-, bds1961 and 3 others 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Damage_inc- Posted September 3, 2017 Member ID: 2048 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 0 Topic Count: 294 Topics Per Day: 0.06 Content Count: 6689 Content Per Day: 1.37 Reputation: 4709 Achievement Points: 48999 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 5 Joined: 12/15/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: November 29, 2023 Birthday: 05/30/1967 Device: Windows Share Posted September 3, 2017 brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted September 3, 2017 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted September 3, 2017 4 hours ago, Damage_inc- said: brilliant That was awesome. @Damage_inc-, good to see you typing again, bud. Please post some more of your good jokes. You and I must be on the same "parallel," because many of the jokes you've posted have literally made me laugh my ass off. Post, baby!!! If you've gotten over 1,000 posts, and if you post a pic of anyone "of ill-repute" walking the cobble-stone streets of Boston, you may be . . . "A posting whore, post-whore." Lol? C'mon, now!! Ayaq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
JohnnyDos Posted September 3, 2017 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2017 Very good joke.Now where do I check the I like box.?I don't see where to click. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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