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Son-of-a-Crikey, makin' da' move.

I'm moving from Dillingham, Alaska, to Levelock, Ontario (CA).

Lol.

You ladies close to Ontario, California (U.S.), be "fore-warned" that Ayaq doesn't mess around with  married chicks, >XI< chicks, men that wanna be women >XI< chicks,  . . .

Wait, did I say Levelock, Ontario?

I meant "Levelock, Alaska."

"Business Manager" position, get a one-way chartered ticket, one-way barge ticket for my truck (too late, damned-ass Dad took me for a ride on that one, 'cause he knows I need food, toilet paper, etc.).

Wait, did I say "My Dad" loved me?  As he wrings his hands back forth, while laughing wickedly?

Shee-ite (which has no way, in any way, in reference to the neighbors to the west of the Kurds . . . ), means "shit," in Ayaq-lingo.

Okay, "Shee-ite?"

Absolutely no disrespect intended, good props intended.

Okay, back to the "germaine" subject, you know, the one at hand?

I'm frickin' movin'.

I'm bringing my computer, but it may take months, literal months, for me to come back and harass you ogres and "Cinderess-cally" youthful ladies, you beautiful things, you.

I'll post tomorrow.

I called "GCI," and they said it may be a few weeks before they can ship me da "relay," or "transponder," or "Warp Me Up, Sir @SGTScott," or sumptin' or udder.

Don't ban "Sir AyaqGuyaq, Lord-of-Talks-a-Lot, for "inactivity," Sirs.

Or "Madames," if the right sexual-tendency persists?

Lol.

You crazies.

Love, sincerely, Paul

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Okay, just read my original post.

I typed (damned formerly-broken, left-pinky finger, which doesn't never--double-negative--operate as da original, non-broken form), sumptin' that I would never, EVER, type, i.e. . . .:

"Ayaq would never mess with >XI< chicks."

Retraction, retraction, retraction.

If any of you un-married ">XI< Chicks (remember, you have to be unmarried--I just though a "She Got da Gold Mine, I Got da Shaft" kinda-divorces), send me a P.M., with some pretty "revealing" pictures, hint, hint?

Wait, is this one of dose dating sites?

Lol.

I'm a-gonna miss all the complainin'-bout-did, and bitchin--bout-dat, stuff, with no offers in improving.

We have the following:

(1)  The most beautiful-est >XI< Ladies on Da Frickin' Planet; 

(2) Da best Admins., Head Admins., Moderators,  Sr. Admins., and yes;

(3) Da best membership on da planet.

Ayaq

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4 hours ago, TBB said:

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet - he's been at the fermented moose meat again!!!!

lolololololol hahahahaha

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Yeah, you @SGTScott's and @SGTSmeg's recipient of da "Ayaq Award" of da . . .

. . . - - - . . . .

Though, Scottie will always be da first recipient.

Lol.

Ayaq

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On 9/15/2017 at 7:02 AM, AyaqGuyaq said:

Son-of-a-Crikey, makin' da' move.

I'm moving from Dillingham, Alaska, to Levelock, Ontario (CA).

Lol.

You ladies close to Ontario, California (U.S.), be "fore-warned" that Ayaq doesn't mess around with  married chicks, >XI< chicks, men that wanna be women >XI< chicks,  . . .

Wait, did I say Levelock, Ontario?

I meant "Levelock, Alaska."

"Business Manager" position, get a one-way chartered ticket, one-way barge ticket for my truck (too late, damned-ass Dad took me for a ride on that one, 'cause he knows I need food, toilet paper, etc.).

Wait, did I say "My Dad" loved me?  As he wrings his hands back forth, while laughing wickedly?

Shee-ite (which has no way, in any way, in reference to the neighbors to the west of the Kurds . . . ), means "shit," in Ayaq-lingo.

Okay, "Shee-ite?"

Absolutely no disrespect intended, good props intended.

Okay, back to the "germaine" subject, you know, the one at hand?

I'm frickin' movin'.

I'm bringing my computer, but it may take months, literal months, for me to come back and harass you ogres and "Cinderess-cally" youthful ladies, you beautiful things, you.

I'll post tomorrow.

I called "GCI," and they said it may be a few weeks before they can ship me da "relay," or "transponder," or "Warp Me Up, Sir @SGTScott," or sumptin' or udder.

Don't ban "Sir AyaqGuyaq, Lord-of-Talks-a-Lot, for "inactivity," Sirs.

Or "Madames," if the right sexual-tendency persists?

Lol.

You crazies.

Love, sincerely, Paul

Gonna be warm there in Levelock....you're gonna need to get a new wardrobe

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Fricker.

Sigh.

"Donna Sommers," bud, aka @SGTSmeg, "I feel da love, love, love, I feel da love . . ."

Lol.

Ayaq

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