JohnnyDos Posted October 5, 2017 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Labob, Blackbart, Sonovabich and 8 others 4 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelz Posted October 5, 2017 Member ID: 24295 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 2311 Content Per Day: 0.78 Reputation: 2829 Achievement Points: 20239 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 17 Joined: 03/27/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 2, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2017 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted October 5, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 264 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18128 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20142 Achievement Points: 132842 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 8 hours ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted October 5, 2017 Q. Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean? A. Because he knew there was something fishy about it. Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation. Q. Where was Solomon’s temple located? A. On the side of his head. Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court. Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? A. Your mother ate us out of house and home. Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? A. It’s Christmas, Eve! Q. How does Moses make his coffee? A. Hebrews it. Q. How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? A. By his net income. Q. Who were Gumby’s favorite Bible characters? A. Shadrack, Meshack & AhBENDago. Q. Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A. Abraham. He knew a Lot. Q. Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark? A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. Q. Who was the fastest runner in the race? A. Adam, because he was first in the human race. Q. Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible? A. He thought he saw a job. Q. What animal could Noah not trust? A. Cheetah Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought the house down. Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married? A. Ruthless. Q. On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks? A. Quackers Q. Which Bible Character is a locksmith? A. Zaccheus. Q. Which Bible character had no parents? A. Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1). Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? A. In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out. JohnnyDos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
PimpedOutPete Posted October 5, 2017 Member ID: 174 Group: +++ COD2 Head Admin Followers: 129 Topic Count: 387 Topics Per Day: 0.07 Content Count: 14879 Content Per Day: 2.78 Reputation: 7820 Achievement Points: 91044 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 52 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: 3 hours ago Birthday: 04/23/1970 Device: iPhone Share Posted October 5, 2017 lol nice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted October 5, 2017 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.08 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted October 5, 2017 JohnnyDos, TBB and AyaqGuyaq 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted October 5, 2017 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Great ones, Jonny--"Mr. Dos," if'n you be nasty. All great posts, and as a Christian, I could see the senses of humor. My absolutely favorite, so far, is Moses "parting the waters" so his buddy's fishhook is dry. Hehehaheheahehehhehhhehahaeahaehhea! Ayaq JohnnyDos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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