JohnnyDos Posted October 22, 2017 Member ID: 77 Group: Fallen Members Followers: 111 Topic Count: 1018 Topics Per Day: 0.19 Content Count: 7527 Content Per Day: 1.41 Reputation: 9175 Achievement Points: 69486 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 47 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 8, 2020 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Watch out . Hallowe’en is coming. Couple was invited to a swanky costume party. Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going. so he took his costume and away he went.. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early enough, decided to go to the party. Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a little touch here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and, being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe who had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished ... Naturally, since he was her husband. Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed. So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away, and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had... He said: "Oh, the same old thing. you know I never have a good time when you're not there." - "Did you dance much?" - "You know, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Browning, and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to..." Spartacus, WeednFeed, TBB and 7 others 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icequeen Posted October 22, 2017 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6090 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 7984 Achievement Points: 51408 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 54 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Share Posted October 22, 2017 Omg. JohnnyDos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
pwrcrzy52 Posted October 22, 2017 Member ID: 103 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 43 Topic Count: 698 Topics Per Day: 0.13 Content Count: 3298 Content Per Day: 0.62 Reputation: 1604 Achievement Points: 25682 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 2 Joined: 09/02/09 Status: Offline Last Seen: April 13 Birthday: 07/10/1952 Device: Windows Share Posted October 22, 2017 LOL JohnnyDos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sally Posted October 22, 2017 Member ID: 3582 Group: ++ COD4 Admin Followers: 107 Topic Count: 145 Topics Per Day: 0.03 Content Count: 3375 Content Per Day: 0.79 Reputation: 1159 Achievement Points: 20715 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 0 Joined: 07/26/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: Monday at 12:58 PM Birthday: 03/16/1968 Device: Windows Share Posted October 22, 2017 pigging Eck... AyaqGuyaq 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Angelz Posted October 22, 2017 Member ID: 24295 Group: **- Inactive Registered Users Followers: 11 Topic Count: 272 Topics Per Day: 0.09 Content Count: 2311 Content Per Day: 0.78 Reputation: 2829 Achievement Points: 20239 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 17 Joined: 03/27/16 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 2, 2021 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Bahahahhahaha O Em Gee good one!!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBB Posted October 22, 2017 Member ID: 989 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 25 Topic Count: 263 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 18108 Content Per Day: 3.47 Reputation: 20120 Achievement Points: 132704 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 263 Joined: 01/07/10 Status: Offline Last Seen: 55 minutes ago Birthday: 01/27/1946 Device: Windows Share Posted October 22, 2017 FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted October 23, 2017 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.08 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted October 23, 2017 Saw that one coming a mile away. You would think as soon as she saw his dick she would know it wasnt him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Icequeen Posted October 23, 2017 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6090 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 7984 Achievement Points: 51408 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 54 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Share Posted October 23, 2017 She was in the back of the car at night. How do you see someone's dick? AyaqGuyaq and TBB 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
AyaqGuyaq Posted October 24, 2017 Member ID: 3773 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 39 Topic Count: 30 Topics Per Day: 0.01 Content Count: 3138 Content Per Day: 0.74 Reputation: 2983 Achievement Points: 24456 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 10 Joined: 10/06/12 Status: Offline Last Seen: January 29, 2022 Birthday: 11/03/1966 Share Posted October 24, 2017 On 10/22/2017 at 7:44 PM, Icequeen said: She was in the back of the car at night. How do you see someone's dick? Sweet Ice Cream: night vision goggles, maybe? I wouldn't know--I've never felt compelled to look for another guy's dick. For all of you beautiful >XI< ladies . . . forgive me, por favor, but who was the female artist that sang the song written just for you's? "Nothing compares . . ., nothing compares . . ., to you . . ." Ayaq Icequeen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Sammy Posted October 24, 2017 Member ID: 3036 Group: ***- Inactive Clan Members Followers: 31 Topic Count: 219 Topics Per Day: 0.05 Content Count: 9419 Content Per Day: 2.08 Reputation: 7515 Achievement Points: 62539 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 21 Joined: 11/29/11 Status: Offline Last Seen: December 30, 2023 Birthday: 04/26/2008 Device: Windows Share Posted October 24, 2017 Depends on how close she was looking. Even at night time in a car you would see something right in front of your face. Icequeen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
Icequeen Posted October 24, 2017 Member ID: 9264 Group: *** Clan Members Followers: 89 Topic Count: 91 Topics Per Day: 0.02 Content Count: 6090 Content Per Day: 1.52 Reputation: 7984 Achievement Points: 51408 Solved Content: 0 Days Won: 54 Joined: 05/13/13 Status: Offline Last Seen: 1 hour ago Birthday: 07/13/1981 Device: Android Share Posted October 24, 2017 LoL Sammy. True true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options... Awards
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